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Imthechamp · #1 11-04-2002, 04:45 AM

Haha Rudey, that was so funny.

And you're right about those stupid girls who always want to "cuddle" and "sleep in your arms" after sex. The furthest thing from my mind after I bust is getting close to them...especially the ones I've known for just a few days/weeks...they really disgust me and I usually tell them to go away.

I really don't mind doing it with my girlfriend...but after my ex, I doubt there are any "good" girls out there.

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #2 11-04-2002, 08:33 AM

Probably if you two quit sleeping around you'd get more sleep.

CarolinaCutie · #3 11-04-2002, 08:44 AM

There are good girls in this world... maybe if you practiced being nice, you might attract some of them.

Optimist Prime · #4 11-04-2002, 09:38 AM

Don't waste time being nice. The best way to atract nice girls is treat all of them like crap.

aephi alum · #5 11-04-2002, 10:41 AM

Now back to your regularly scheduled thread...

Jadey and KappaTarzan, you're right on. The sex has to last just long enough - not so short as to be unsatisfying to one partner or the other, and not so long as to become boring or painful. Like the Three Bears - it has to be juuuust right

What annoys me is when he holds out on his orgasm just to make the sex itself last longer... there's something to be said for being a gentleman, "ladies first", but sometimes I would rather he come and then find some other way to please me...

damn, did I just type that???

librasoul22 · #6 11-04-2002, 11:52 AM

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Originally posted by Rudey
And honestly you guys should make sure the girl knows she's to blame for not getting off in under five minutes (If this happens to be the case with some of you - for me it's not of course). Some girls set up the equivalent of an industrial strength diamond mining drill down there with their vibrators. After much use, they couldn't even tell if you were throwing stones at their tangs let alone licking it.

LOL! That was funny.

Rudey and Imthechamp you guys seem to have a lot of things in common. I think if you two had sex you would both be very satisfied with one another.

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #7 11-04-2002, 12:54 PM

BWAHAHAHA and then they can roll over and not cuddle.

h2oot · #8 11-04-2002, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by Rudey
Hey you know what's awkward? Getting the girl out of your bed so you can get some sleep.

How many times have you just finished busting and you glance at the alarm clock and it says 10AM?? All you want is to just give her a gift certificate to IHOP and tell to go get breakfast or go home.

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And then maybe the two can go to IHOP for morning breakfast and share gift certificates.

Rudey · #9 11-04-2002, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by librasoul22

LOL! That was funny.

Rudey and Imthechamp you guys seem to have a lot of things in common. I think if you two had sex you would both be very satisfied with one another.

If there was ever a girl that was deserving of a donkey punch, it would most surely be you my dear.

-Rudey
--Hee haw girl...hee haw

Imthechamp · #10 11-04-2002, 04:36 PM

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Originally posted by librasoul22

LOL! That was funny.

Rudey and Imthechamp you guys seem to have a lot of things in common. I think if you two had sex you would both be very satisfied with one another.

I bet you'd like that, huh?

Dionysus · #11 11-04-2002, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by Imthechamp

I bet you'd like that, huh?

Send pictures when you two are done.

Rudey · #12 11-04-2002, 05:04 PM

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Originally posted by Dionysus

Send pictures when you two are done.

Nice. Now that you made your funny, please go back to your daily routine on GC.

And the fact is that guys want to sleep after sex...usually alone. Yes, every once in a while you have the urge to lay with someone there. However, the case is the opposite usually. You can't be upset about that, so just accept it.

If a guy tells you the opposite, he really means he wants to sleep alone, wake up, grab some food, maybe work out a bit, chill with his dudes, etc. If he kept you in his bed, he's going to wake up feeling less physical (cuddling drains testosterone), feeling tired, and thus he won't get to have that wonderful schedule he had planned. But don't worry, we'll call you

aephi alum, how can you feel that way? Seriously I don't know whether it's good or bad, because no guy wants to be a 5 minute man. And do guys really go down on girls AFTER the sex??? I didn't think anyone did that.

-Rudey
--And I usually think about ugly women in politics when I want to last longer. Now, it'd be weird if I ever called a girl Janet Reno and had to explain why.

KappaKittyCat · #13 11-04-2002, 06:33 PM

HotDamn, the neurotransmitter in question is adrenaline, also known as epinephrine. It's what makes us ladies want to go run laps after sex.

Rudey & Co., I'd like to see the study that shows that cuddling drains testosterone. I suppose you boys are some of the ones who think that being kind is the same thing as being effeminate, which would make you gay. God help us all, we can't have that! Go ahead and get it on, you two, but use a condom. And I, for one, do not want to see pictures.

OP, being kind does work. Eventually you'll find a lady who wises up and realizes what she has with you. All the others will be kicking themselves after a miserable divorce twenty years down the road, saying, "Damn, I should have grabbed that Billy kid when I had the chance."

Imthechamp · #14 11-04-2002, 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by KappaKittyCat

Rudey & Co., I'd like to see the study that shows that cuddling drains testosterone. I suppose you boys are some of the ones who think that being kind is the same thing as being effeminate, which would make you gay. God help us all, we can't have that! Go ahead and get it on, you two, but use a condom. And I, for one, do not want to see pictures.

Yeah, just because we prefer not to do a certain thing that others may like, it makes us homophobes and boys, huh? You don't know anything about my life to start assuming that stuff. I tried the "be kind" route and it got my heart broken really bad...so I think I'll avoid that way for now.

KappaKittyCat · #15 11-04-2002, 06:50 PM

I apologise if I've offended you. I was merely pointing out that such behaviour is rather typical of males who exhibit those opinions, and that perhaps you might be aware of that so that people do not make such assumptions. I also did not mean anything by using the term "boys." I refer to gentlemen of all ages by that word.

I'm sorry to hear that you've had your heart broken. You sound very bitter. I'd encourage you to give kindness and sincerity another try. The ladies you attract with anything other than those qualities will just hurt you more in the long run. If you treated your XGF well and she broke your heart like that, then she didn't really deserve you anyway.

And I'd still like to see the study that proves that cuddling drains testosterone.