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[librasoul22]

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
OKay looking at that link they suggest two other books on Anal Sex

Pucker Up
Going Down

I just could not help laughing at those book titles... PUCKER UP! I mean come on!

You left out:

A Hand in the Bush



WTF??

[RubberSoul]

I haven't hit this thread in awhile, so it may have been mentioned, but there are some HILARIOUS porn titles out there. My personal favorite, since we are talking about butt love, is "Stop, My Ass Is On Fire!"

[CaliLaugh]

Ok, I have been lurking and came across this thread and nearly died laughing!!
I have come out of hiding for a reason...
I NEED YOUR HELP!
I have no prob giving my boyfriend a blowjob, the only problem is that it hurts my neck. No matter which way I sit, it hurts!! It's getting VERY FRUSTRATING!!
I have laid on my side, I have laid facing him, I have tried almost anything I can think of, now I need your help!!
To be honest, it's starting to put a damper on our sex lives and we've started to argue about it. Last night I was so uncomfortable I stopped right before he came and we got into a fight!!
HELP, HELP, HELP!!



Cali

[DWAlphaGam]

Originally posted by RubberSoul
I haven't hit this thread in awhile, so it may have been mentioned, but there are some HILARIOUS porn titles out there. My personal favorite, since we are talking about butt love, is "Stop, My Ass Is On Fire!"

Speaking of porn titles, I read an interview with the guy who made "American Beauty" and he said he knew he had really hit it big when he found out that someone made a porn called "American Booty."

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by CaliLaugh

I have no prob giving my boyfriend a blowjob, the only problem is that it hurts my neck. No matter which way I sit, it hurts!! It's getting VERY FRUSTRATING!!
I have laid on my side, I have laid facing him, I have tried almost anything I can think of, now I need your help!!



Cali

Try doing it in a handstand next. Or, better yet, a headstand.

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by Dionysus


Try doing it in a handstand next. Or, better yet, a headstand.

LOL!! OMG....this was my guffaw for the day!

It hurts your neck? Are you manuvering in weird ways? I do not understand?

[Dionysus]

Cali,

I forgot one more thing:
First you got to put your neck into it, don't stop it, do it do it!

Sorry, that's what popped into my mind, when I seen this neck stuff, lol.

[CaliLaugh]

SO MUCH FOR BEING MATURE ADULTS!!

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by CaliLaugh
SO MUCH FOR BEING MATURE ADULTS!!

Come on now, this is supposed to be a light-hearted thread.

[CaliLaugh]

I know. I was just asking for some advice.

[alphaiota]

cali,
i get neck pain too when i give head. i thought that after a while my neck muscles would get stronger and it wouldn't hurt, but nope. don't know why it hurts, but it does. i haven't been able to find a way around it either.

"just roll your tongue from the back up to the front"
thought i'd keep one of my favorite songs going.

shelley j
sigma k

[valkyrie]

Cali, why do you need to be giving him blowjobs all the time? Why not just have actual sex? If it hurts your neck, why do it all the time?

[librasoul22]

Okay, Dionysus and alphaiota, y'all are off the chain with the Khia! LOL

And, we ARE mature adults, but this thread has BEEN THERE and had pictures taken with a disposable camera.

Maybe y'all need to try a different technique if your neck is hurting. Instead of bobbing and weaving, try something less strenuous. LOL

[alphaiota]

try a polaroid. i work in a photo lab, i hate seeing those kinds of pics. boy do i have some stories for ya.

shelley j
sigma k

[KappaKittyCat]

I bet! Has anybody seen that commercial (it's for some kind of car with a reallly tight turning radius) where the wife says, "Honey, you returned the videos, right?" and the husband says, "Yeah, I took the one out of the VCR." The next shot is the car doing a quick, tight, rather impressive U-turn and the couple running breathlessly into a video store. Ha ha ha! But they totally stole the idea from Trainspotting.

Cali, you're having trouble because your neck is not designed to hold up your head in such horizontal positions for long periods of time. Your head is actually designed to balance on your neck without any muscular support. (Just look at babies when they first sit up. Their heads are huge in comparison to their bodies, yet they have the most perfect posture of all humans, because their balance is so unstable.) Those muscles in your neck just aren't strong enough, nor do they need to be.

Try having him sit (well, slouch) in a chair and you sit on the floor. That keeps your neck from having to support the weight of your head, which is really quite heavy, while you're playing with his head. This is also a good position for you to be in when he returns the favour. Anything that keeps you basicly upright allows your neck to operate as it was designed without the extra strain of holding up your head.

But moreover, your inability to give him BJs because it hurts you should not be the source of tension in your relationship. He has no right to demand that you do something that causes you pain. I think that you two need to have a little talk while you explain that, while you enjoy pleasing him, the two of you need to work together to find a method that's mutually enjoyable and doesn't cause you pain. If he has a problem with that, then perhaps you need to reconsider this relationship, because that's not loving, caring, or respectful behaviour on his part.

And I'm with Valkyrie. Go for the actual sex. It's mutually pleasurable. Amazing the way our bodies were designed, really. Having him seated in a chair works well for that, too. Good luck.