In this thread, Senusret I complains about bad grammar in facebook status updates

[dreamseeker]

^^ lol.

[Drolefille]

Blame these guys: Like a Boss

ETA: So very NSFW.

[knight_shadow]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

Blame these guys: Like a Boss

ETA: So very NSFW.

That was the first thing that popped into my head when I saw that post.

And LOL @ "featuring Seth Rogen"

[Munchkin03]

I knew there was a reason for me not to friend cousins.

One of my cousins, apparently, is a lesbian. But she's into the DRAMA as well. She was putting another girl who wants to "be all up under [her] 'wifey'" on blast via her Facebook wall. She mentioned the other girl and the "wifey" by name, so of course I checked their profiles out...they're both in the military. Awesome.

My cousin's little girl (who's 12) is one of her Facebook friends, as is my aunt and uncle, my mother, and all of our aunts and uncles on that side. I told my mom this morning that as much as I hate hearing it, I can't stop reading it. LOL

[groovypq]

Random person from HS: OMG Gary Coleman pasted away.....

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by groovypq

Random person from HS: OMG Gary Coleman pasted away.....

It was a sticky situation.

[groovypq]

Originally Posted by Drolefille

It was a sticky situation.

ROTFL!

I'm going to hell now!

[Drolefille]

I know, I felt bad, but I couldn't NOT say it.

[jennyj87]

My cousin :"DADDY UPDATE: dad was brought back into the hospital friday because he has not been able to keep his food down. He is not as bad as last time, he has a bad migrane which is causing him to get sick, making him dehydrated, and caused his levels to raise. His levels are commming back down and he is eatting. He schould be out tommorrow."

[jennyj87]

all of her status (stati?) are like this

" Got B u n k B e d SWAGG , Always 1 Level Aboveee ♥"

"; Graduating w My Masters Today ! Congrats to All of the Other Gradsss I Feel Old , Ha ."

"; A b o v e All Else : Guard Your Heart ♥ , For Everything You Do - Flows From It *"

[agzg]

I tend to agree - she was kinda funny as miss_e and the love bean was pretty entertaining, but horsey bitch and volleyballdouche not so fun.

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by agzg

I tend to agree - she was kinda funny as miss_e and the love bean was pretty entertaining, but horsey bitch and volleyballdouche not so fun.

Word.

[RU OX Alum]

Originally Posted by volleyball29

I am guessing the guy who started this thread is black by the first post? Mostly the comments are ebonic sounding but why hate alot of education black people in the south still talk like that. My grandmother has her doctorate but she stills says yeller for yellow and corna for corner. You can't take the south out of you no matter how much education you get.

The bolded part is terrible. Just terrible.

[christiangirl]

Originally Posted by jdrama

SHE SAID ..&&he qot ah biqq dick n kno how ta use it...sn*out ta eat wit myy lovelies

I literally just cocked my head to the side (like a spaniel) trying to understand it.

Not a status, but more of a rant because Facebook just creeped me out in a major way (which I didn't think was possible anymore).

I just happened to look at Rosario Dawson's fanpage (which I "liked") and it seems FB flags any activity with her name in it and posts it on that page. My entire wall convo with a lady from church and my status were there, plus my friend's entire photo album from that night and all the photo comments. I know there's nothing private on the Net but I did not expect to flip to someone else's fanpage and see my face.

Though I was very glad my status was grammatically correct as an unexpectedly large number of people saw it. Heaven forbid I'd end up in this thread.

[IrishLake]

Something tells me there are NO black sisters in the sorority V-baller is promised a bid from.