Top 10 Products Only Douchebags Buy

[ThetaPrincess24]

Originally Posted by WinniBug

LOL
I'm a member of the facebook group, "everytime a see a kid wearing heelys, I want to trip them"

I would be a member of that group too except my youngest son has a pair of them (our neighbor bought them for him without discussing them with us first). he's had them one week. I see them lasting another before we have to make good on our promise that if he cannot control himself while wearing them then the wheels come out.

[VandalSquirrel]

Originally Posted by ThetaPrincess24

I agree with the Crocs comment. There is a facebook group called, "I dont care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumbass."

I've been in that group for a long time. Over 1,00,000 facebook members can't be wrong...

[33girl]

Originally Posted by catiebug

Clothing with words printed across the ass -- especially on prepubescent girls. I think that is the tackiest thing ever.

Actually, I think that's whory, not douchey.

T shirts or purses that say "Mrs. Pitt" or "Mrs. Timberlake" are douchey.

[Dionysus]

I think women can get away with more when it comes to using certain products or wearing certain things than guys.

[phimu88]

My son hasnt worn his Heelys in over a year, but they drove me insane!!!
I think he outgrew them. Thank God!!
My 8th grade daughter carries her Vera Bradley to school everyday, but I think you might be right about the older kids, I see a few but not many carrying them. 3 years ago they were all over the high school. But not anymore.

I love big sunglasses!!! But I absolutely HATE white sunglasses. I only buy "fake sunglasses" if by that you mean cheap ($20-$40 range) because I break and lose them all the time. Plus I have a 2 year old that loves to wear them... so cheap sunglasses are definately my friend. Today I have a pair of Fossil ones I got on sale for like $28 and I am about to hit an all time record - I have had them 6 weeks!!! woo hoo!! I only lost them once for about a week when the baby hid them behind the computer desk but happily I found them when the internet went out! The day before I found them I ran into Walgreens to grab a pair because a week down here without sunglasses is HORRIBLE but they didnt have any that were "right" for my face. So far that is the only thing I dont think is bad to wear lol.

I think anything goes "out of style" for high school/college age girls as soon as their little junior high sisters or moms start wearing it...

[LttleMsPrEp]

I thinkn anything goes "out of style" for high school/ college age girls as soon as their little junior high sisters or moms start wearing it...

That was def. my cue to stop wearing Abercrombie & Fitch

[trideltrockstar]

HAHAHA

This list is definitely right on and hilarious.

And I hate Crocs too!

[Jill1228]

Originally Posted by WinniBug

LOL
I'm a member of the facebook group, "everytime a see a kid wearing heelys, I want to trip them"

I should join that group because I see kids wearing them and rolling in the stores and in the BART (subway) station. I really want to see them bust ass

Originally Posted by srmom

Oh gosh, my husband loves his crocs

I and my sons are constantly telling him he looks like a dork, but he thinks they are SOOOO comfortable.

I've secretly been letting my puppy use them as chew toys (they're comfy for his teething little razor teeth too) but so far they seem indestructible. They will be around with the cockroaches after the nuclear holocaust

Pull my coolness card...I love my crocs. I adore my hot pink crocs. They make my husband cringe

Originally Posted by LttleMsPrEp

For girls I would add to the douchey list girls that make an effort to have their thongs hang out of their low rise jeans (sadly yes, people still do that)

and large fake sunglasses/ fake uggs

definitely the thong thing--TACKY

[AOIIalum]

Originally Posted by aopirose

Axe Body Spray - My nephew loves the stuff but then he is 12. I guess I'll have to have a talk with his dad.

I think (okay, I hope) we're coming out of the Axe Phase at my house. Each "fragrance" is worse than the next, but that's all my two youngest want me to buy for them. Ugh.

[Benzgirl]

What about the people who buy the spray-on "hair"? It supposedly helps "fill-in" thinning hair.

As for crocks....I finally bought a pair for the garden with the grocery store marked them down to $1.99. I bought them so they would become a mess and my real shoes would stay clean

[LttleMsPrEp]

Spray on hair?!??! that should def. be added to the list

[Benzgirl]

Originally Posted by LttleMsPrEp

Spray on hair?!??! that should def. be added to the list

http://www.onlyhairloss.com/glh/

[texas*princess]

Originally Posted by LucyKKG

That's pretty funny, but Blue Tooth definitely shouldn't be on there. It can be used in douche-y ways, but CA just passed a law that makes it illegal to talk on your phone (handset) while driving. Sooo...#2 is lame.

agreed

[epchick]

Originally Posted by WinniBug

LOL
I'm a member of the facebook group, "everytime a see a kid wearing heelys, I want to trip them"

I've seen more college aged people wearing heelys than I do kids. It is pretty ridiculous when you are in your 20s and wearing sneakers w/ a roller skate thing at the bottom.

[tinydancer16]

Originally Posted by Coramoor

How are Crocs not on there?

Every dude I ever met with a set of Crocs is a douchbag.

I so agree...

...preeeeetty much sums up how I feel about Crocs, minus teeny tiny ones on super cute kids, people who wear them specifically to get them dirty like in the garden or my American Lit professor who was so awesome that he wore different colored ones every day of the week with khakis and a matching hawaiian print shirt (he was also completely bald and had a white beard down to the middle of his chest, it just worked for him).