Roommate horror stories?

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Don't you mean the patience of JOB?!!?!?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, you might wanna reread the BIBLE.

CTFU @ Joel.

Heck, it was one of those men in the bible that started w/ a "J".

[ZTAngel]

Many of you guys who I talk to through PM's remember my complaining about my awful roommate situation last year. I lived with the Spawn of Satan herself. We had been friends since high school. She was always insecure and was in constant competition with her friends to make herself feel better. Now, why did I decide to live with her? I have absolutely no clue. I think she might have drugeed me into saying I'd live with her.

She would do these horrible, spiteful things.
The big incident was at the beginning of the year when she got mad at me and my other roommate, Jen. (me and Jen still get along and are still best friends...just not friends with Satan anymore) Satan donated a big screen TV to the living room of the apartment. One day, she got jealous of me and Jen because the two of us went to the movies without her (Satan was in class! how were we supposed to ask her?!) Satan hated the fact that me and Jen had become so close. So, Jen and I were sitting in our rooms one day when we heard all this rustling going on in the living room. We walked out 10 minutes later to find the big screen TV gone! Satan put it in her bedroom with her other television on top of it! This big screen took up more than half of her room and you could hardly even walk around it. She kept it in there the whole year.
Whenever we got into little apartment tiffs, Satan was always too afraid to confront us so she'd have her mother call us! Her mother called Jen one day and said all these horrible things and blaming us for the reason why Satan is now in therapy. Satan needed therapy long before we ever lived with her.....
Satan and I ended up working at the same company over the summer. During the week I was moving out, I had some moving boxes in the living room (there was a lot of room in there SINCE THE TV HAD BEEN TAKEN OUT ). The boxes would be gone within a day but since Satan looooooved to pick fights, she emailed me AT WORK saying rudely that they were in her way and that she didn't want them in there anymore. When I emailed her back to let her know they'd be out shortly, she started ranting about other things that went on in the apartment (using some curse words here and there). I showed it to my manager (heh heh) and he sent her letters into HR who have a bunch of records on her (she had issues with another co-worker).
We haven't spoken to each other since. I have friends that still talk to her on occasion and supposedly the only friend she has now is her roommate who just so happens to be her sister.

[texas*princess]

wow.. all this makes me glad I was an RA a good chunk of my college career so far.. no scary roomies!!

[1savvydiva]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Don't you mean the patience of JOB?!!?!?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, you might wanna reread the BIBLE.

CTFU @ Joel.

Oh my goodness...I need to go back and reread too. I read it and was like "That don't sound right"...but I couldn't put my finger on it! OH MY GOODNESS, I almost spit my water out when I read your response!

LOL

[CrimsonTide4]

@ Dionysus -- Joel is such a short book in the Bible compared to JOB. LOL @ you. Go READ!

@ Everyone else -- my roommate stories are NOTHING compared to AMY and ZTAngel.

Here are samples:
My favorite roomie (one of my best friends) used to talk on the phone all the time, every day for hours to her family. She was a family girl, homesick all through college but it got a little better as time went on. She is still homesick in med school. What was the problem with her being on the phone so much? No other calls could get through. NOT ONE. Our dorms only had ONE WAY with NO CALL WAITING, VM, etc.

Oh yeah there was the time she gave away our last 2 slices of pizza that I sat in class dreaming about eating away to the dorm nerd.

My first roomie used to turn the HEAT off and open windows in the dead of wintry nights in OHIO. I had a thin comforter. She had like 2 GREAT BLANKETS that were warm as hell. So we were always doing the Window & Heat Tango in the middle of the night. HA on her azz for getting mono. Oh and she played MEATLOAF to death that fall and then transitioned to Toni Braxton after I introduced her to Toni.

LOL, funny story about Rachael, first roomie: She was white. That spring, one day she came in from her shower (NEVER had a stinky roomie ) and asked did I have some lotion. What BLACK person doesn't? So I told her it was on the dresser help yourself. She was like NOOOOOOOOO I need suntan lotion. I was like Rachael (DZ, BTW) I was born with my tan.

So really my stories are typical roomie spats. You all had the spawns of Satan.

Oh and AMYCAT, I am still CTFU @ your roomie for preparing to take the dog to the pound. HI-FREAKING-LARIOUS.

[shopgirl]

Originally posted by amycat412

Came home from a superbowl party, EARLY I might add. Why early? Because I had a dog and he needed to be walked regularly. Come home to find roomie dearest w my puppy on a leash. I was like, Oh thanks, that's so nice that you were gonna walk him. She was like "I'm not walking him, I'm taking him to the pound, I am sick of him" WTF?

I totally pictured this in my head and literally laughed out loud. That is just too funny!

[ilovemyglo]

Okay, I have to bust out the PSYCHO-Ashley story.. btw everyone that knows her refers to her as psycho ashley!

Anyway, We knew each other in high school and hung out, but she was always kinda weird. Like, in the 6 years I knew her, she never ONCE NOT ONCE drove a car anywhere, we always has to drive. And she was really sketchy about her real father.

Anyway, we get to college and everything is fun, we hung out a lot with the Sig Eps because another friend from high school was in there.
Anyway I started dating a guy second semester and she flipped out because I wasn't there to do EVERYTHING with her. We ate together, ent to the library, went to workout, and suddenly I have someone else to do things with.
She started calling all these guy friends of mine and claiming to be me, but they all knew better.
Then I figured, hey let's rush, I can get her off my back with some sorority snobs and have my man! (AHAHAHA Now!)
Anyway, we go through rush and she kept trying to get in the houses I liked. Eventually at bid day she claimed to put another chapter down first, but I found out later, she had to put down the house I wanted first... because the other house didn't make quota.
So then I introduce her to a guy I know and they hit it off (I didn't know him well) and my boyfriend and i started breaking up, well she would steal my cell phone and call her guy even though he lived only 3 floors above us! And then lie about it, and I was like "His number is in my call log!".
So then suddenly all of the food I buy is gone, and she NEVEr went to the store, and all my drinks, and she would only buy diet drinks, which I never would drink! INCONSIDERATE! But then I would ask her "did you eat my apple?" seeing the core in the garbage and she would be like "nope, it is in the fridge somewhere". She would wear my clothes in front of me and I swear one time this was what she said:
ME: Is that my sweatshirt?
Her: No, my mom bought this for me and Fed Exed to me yesterday
Me: Oh cause I don't care, I just wondered
Her: Why are you accusing me??
I would later find that shirt mysteriously behind all my hung up shirts on the ground.

But the worst of all is she and her man had a urinating fetish and would use my bed!! SERIOUSLY!!! I was living with my new boyfriend so I didn't even use my bed, but REALLY!!! PEEING ON MY BED SO ThEY COuld get off! URGH!

[1savvydiva]

Originally posted by ilovemyglo


But the worst of all is she and her man had a urinating fetish and would use my bed!! SERIOUSLY!!! I was living with my new boyfriend so I didn't even use my bed, but REALLY!!! PEEING ON MY BED SO ThEY COuld get off! URGH!

OMG....I would dropkick her ass!

[shopgirl]

Originally posted by ilovemyglo
But the worst of all is she and her man had a urinating fetish and would use my bed!! SERIOUSLY!!! I was living with my new boyfriend so I didn't even use my bed, but REALLY!!! PEEING ON MY BED SO ThEY COuld get off! URGH!

Okay...this is so disgusting I don't even know what to say. I have never been in a fight, but I have to agree with 1savvydiva. If I couldn't kick her butt I'd find someone else to do it for me...and him for that matter. Seriously, that is the most nasty, disrespectful thing I have ever heard. The nerve of these people! I am sorry you went through that. How long after all of this did you continue to live with her? Did you ever say or do anything about it?

[ilovemyglo]

Well. that was in November, so in December I decided I was living in the sorority house the next term (she did too, but since there were two houses she lived in the other one) and I went off on her plenty o times, but the best part was last year:

I got an email from her (BTW I have blocked her 5 previous email names!) and it said:
Nathan and I are getting married, just to let you know, and what goes around comes around... people DO get what they desreve!

So all my reply said was:
You are getting pissed on the rest of your life, you're right people DO get what they deserve.

I haven't seen her in two years.. if I did I am afraid I would have to beat the ugly a$$ BIATCH up, but it doesn't matter.
Like I said I was living with my boyfriend at the time.. but seriously that chick has issues.

[shopgirl]

That's good. I'm glad to hear that you're not around her anymore.

Some people are just so strange...

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

These roommate stories are horrible, I'm so sorry!!!

I myself have had many roommies from hell but I am pretty sure Laura, the meth addict, who punched me in the face and broke my nose took the cake.

[1savvydiva]

That's why I live alone!!!

[mu_agd]

Me too!! I had some bad roomates in college, but thankfully none like people have mentioned here! When I moved to Boston I decided that I needed my own apt!

[Peaches-n-Cream]

I had a big psycho housemate. Thank goodness that we didn't have to share a room. She was like that chick from Single White Female. She started to grow her hair like mine, got a perm, and expressed that she wanted to dye her hair red. I was like but I told her that her hair was the perfect color for her and that she shouldn't change a thing. One day I came home and heard noise from my closet. I thought that something had crawled in there. Something had, my psycho housemate. Why she was in my closet I could never figure out. Another time she got on the phone with the mother of another problem housemate and told her how she was living with her boyfriend and what an awful situation it was. The answering machine had recorded the entire conversation. When she heard that message she freaked out. That housemate moved out the next semester because she couldn't stand psycho. I recounted that story in this thread.

Psycho hooked up with a guy who never called and clearly wasn't interested in her. I met him six months later, and he was very interested in me. He called a few times. She thought that he was calling for her. I wasn't interested in him. He just didn't do it for me. One day he called when she was out, so I started talking to him. While we were on the phone, she came home. Psycho was standing right behind me, but didn't make her presence known. When I hung up, I saw her and she started to scream at me, "How dare you! You are such an a$$hole! I don't even have his number." This was in front of some of my newly initiated sisters. I was really embarrassed and then mad . She thought that he had called for her. I wasn't interested in him, she was; and he was interested in me, not her. I didn't really know what to do because I was kind of freaked out by her screaming and I didn't want to escalate it. I left. ANother housemate wound up screaming at her for her other backstabbing psycho behavior. I am so glad that she is out of my life. The funny thing is she refered to me as her psycho boyfriend stealing housemate.