Heres what I dont get. There is someone somewhere that thought this was a good idea. Let me give you a glimpse into this guy/girls day. Your the head cheese at Mattel. Your sitting around pickin your nose wondering what your gonna have for lunch. Your office phone rings, you answer
"Sir/Maam, the head of marketing and R+D are both here to see you"
"Well slap my ass and call me Larry. Send em in!"
They walk in the office, sit down with some drawings and possibly a prototype, walk to your desk and hand you a doll and dog.
You think to yourself, Ok its a Barbie, lovely. And a little dog. Great. You ask them, "So whats it do?"
"Well Sir/Maam the k9 has a bowel movement"
You think to yourself, well damn, they sure have outdone themselves this time, what kid wouldnt want Barbie with a cute little dog that takes a dump that you gotta clean up!!!!!!
"Great work people, get this project up and runnin!!!!!!"
The marketing and R+D people walk out of the office about to piss their pants laughing cause it was really a simple April Fools day joke.
If yall see the head of Mattel out there runnin around in their mercedes or beamer or whatever just run em over and do us all a favor, i mean seriously Id slap every single person on the board of directors right in the damn face.
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