will joining a fraternity help me get more girls?

[tunatartare]

Originally Posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker

Awww, I'm sorry you misunderstood what I was saying. I was kidding too. I probably should have used this smiley at the end of my post but I forgot.

As long as we're all good. Now back to the business at hand, providing dating tips for this idiot. Keep them coming ladies.

[Kevin]

I'd recommend rush. You'd have a more diverse group of friends. I think that'd be a plus. Best of luck.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by KLPDaisy

As long as we're all good. Now back to the business at hand, providing dating tips for this idiot. Keep them coming ladies.

Well...you have your 2 basic hairstyles, mullet and mohawk. Those always attract the white chix. Well, ok, maybe it's just Britney and other fine examples of white trailer trash that works on.

[tunatartare]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Well...you have your 2 basic hairstyles, mullet and mohawk. Those always attract the white chix. Well, ok, maybe it's just Britney and other fine examples of white trailer trash that works on.

I already told you. There is nothing sexier than a guy with BO and a mullet. Seeing as this guy smells like a bed of roses, he better have a mullet to at least have some sort of redeeming feature.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by KLPDaisy

I already told you. There is nothing sexier than a guy with BO and a mullet. Seeing as this guy smells like a bed of roses, he better have a mullet to at least have some sort of redeeming feature.

Yes, but you make the pics of Brit with Matt Lauer look sexy. He wants a nice classy girl. Like maybe Ashlee Simpson.

[tunatartare]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

Yes, but you make the pics of Brit with Matt Lauer look sexy. He wants a nice classy girl. Like maybe Ashlee Simpson.

I tried to think of someone classier than Ashlee Simpson and I just couldn't. Except maybe Paris Hilton.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by KLPDaisy

I tried to think of someone classier than Ashlee Simpson and I just couldn't. Except maybe Paris Hilton.

You forgot Tara Reid, LiLo, and of course Nicole Richie. KLASSY LADIES.

[tunatartare]

So I did a Google Image Search for classy, and it never fails to disappoint. Maybe this is what he's looking for. Problem is, she's an azn chix, not a white one.

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

Ok, I know what I've written below isn't very PC, but here's my sorta serious/helpful advice (even though the OP may very possibly be a troll):

With the exception of white girls that have a thing for Asian guys, in most of the white girl/Asian guy couples I've seen, the guy is very very white-washed (like he doesn't have ANY Asian friends at all, doesn't hang out with Asians, doesn't do any of the stereotypical Asian-American things like being nerdy or being a ricer).

The "Azn" thing makes you sound like a ricer. The shaving your armpits makes you sound like a very very very metrosexual Asian (like the stereotype of Asian guys being really baby-faced or kinda feminine-looking). I don't know you. I don't know what you look like. But this is just the vibe you're giving off from a couple of posts.

Anyways, my advice (this advice also pretty much applies to guys of any race that complain that girls don't like nice guys). From the get-go, you have to come across as a masculine, sexual being (like she can imagine herself doing things with you...even if you or her are saving yourselves for marriage, she has to at least be able to imagine having steamy make-out sessions with you). Once a girl sees you as a non-sexual, platonic friend, it's over. You have no chance. Now, the problem is many guys think that coming across as a sexual being means being an asshole or being overly aggressive, when in fact, that kind of behaviour just makes you come across as desperate and unable to get girls. And girls can smell desperation a mile away. The guys that are able to get girls act laid-back. So my advice is when you meet a cute girl, start a very casual relaxed conversation with her. Look into her eyes (but not in a creepy, boring-holes-into-her-head kinda way). Look interested and intigued by her and what she's saying. If the conversation stalls, ask her questions about herself (this advice works for just general conversation-making also...most people's favorite topic to talk about is themselves). Read her body language. If she seems receptive, lean in a litte (I stress, a little...don't get too much into her personal space, that she feels uncomfortable and creeped out). If she's still receptive (hasn't pulled away), gently (almost barely) touch her arm or her back (not in a creepy, lecherous way, but in a soft, affectionate, endearing way). The leaning in a little bit and the gentle, barely there touch will let her categorize you as non-platonic. Don't do anything more for a while. Let her wonder and think about when you're going to kiss her. Let that anticipation build up in her.

All of this is assuming you're able to do these two things:
#1 That you are able to be presentable (well-groomed and well-dressed in a masculine way)
#2 That you are able to gauge whether or not a girl is receptive to you making a move and if not, you don't press on

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by KLPDaisy

So I did a Google Image Search for classy, and it never fails to disappoint. Maybe this is what he's looking for. Problem is, she's an azn chix, not a white one.

Yes, but if ALL azn chix were this klassy, he wouldn't be needin' to be afta' the white chix.

Ok, I need to go wash my hands after typing that last sentance. BAD.

[tunatartare]

Hey. You know what they say.
Once you go asian, you don't want caucasian.

[AlphaFrog]

Google Search for "Klassy":

[tunatartare]

That's right. I spelled it wrong. Dibs on the guy in the yellow wifebeater!

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

Originally Posted by KLPDaisy

So I did a Google Image Search for classy, and it never fails to disappoint. Maybe this is what he's looking for. Problem is, she's an azn chix, not a white one.

Hey, stop hacking into my private photobucket account . And my pic is classy. Just ask the guys at Joe's Plumbing .

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker

Hey, stop hacking into my private photobucket account . And my pic is classy. Just ask the guys at Joe's Plumbing .

Ok...my coworker is looking at me funny now. I need to stop laughing.