Fake Problem Appreciation Thread

[valkyrie]

It is time that we start a thread where everybody can complain about their "problems" that are not really problems, so we all have a SAFE place to complain about the things we pretend bother us but really are intended to make others realize how perfect and awesome we are.

I'll start!

My boobs are big!

I once got a B+ in law school, but that's totally okay because I got straight As every other semester!

I am an attorney! It is very hard but somehow I survive.

Most guys I encounter every day want to have sex with me!

It was very hard to wait for the entire 10 minutes it took for me to be offered alumna membership to a sorority!

People always buy me free drinks because I'm so hot, but then I drink too much and feel hungover the next morning!

I simply cannot wear all five engagement rings at the same time. Someone is going to be hurt every day!

Sometimes, my trust fund checks arrive a day late! Those are usually the days when 1,000 people ask to friend me on Myspace!