People of Greekchat v. Sockpuppet2

[Lindz928]

Originally posted by NinjaPoodle
We cant have "Booty Shaking in the courtroom'

Sweetheart, there are 633 possible objections each with 3 exceptions.

I was led to believe that booty shaking was allowed in internet court.

I have a feeling that Judge Bobby will allow it.

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
You could be appointed his Interweb Public Defender.

Aiight. My client invokes his Fifth Amendment right and will abstain from testifying in this matter.

[NinjaPoodle]

Originally posted by Lindz928
I was led to believe that booty shaking was allowed in internet court.

I have a feeling that Judge Bobby will allow it.

Why doesn't that suprise me...

[Tom Earp]

I guess I need My Uncle Vinny to come to My Aid if Internet Lawyer doesnt!

Alas Woe is Me!

[KSig RC]

i got aids from sitting on the toilet seat after this thread














poor me, now buy the soundtrack to my original broadway shitshow, 'Drunkback Posting'

[Tom Earp]

Rudey, since internetlawyer hasnt answered my Question and Bobby The Don is Da Judge, will you hone up on Your lawen skill for Me?

Maybe We can Salt Peter the Jury Panel!

I wish to subpoena the following:

JONINKC, HOOSIER, DeltAlum, lifesaver, Ottor, honeychile, wennieb, KSigRC,LindaZ928, alum.

I would attempt to throw My Self on the Mercy of The Court, but I am not sure if I have really been accused of being one of the badest person in GC Town?

[Internet Lawyer]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
INTER NET LAWYER, can I hire You Pro Bono!

Like Your style.

I will not rep you Mr. Earp
I will not tolerate your annoying harp
I will not try to decipher what you say
I will not even if I made you pay

I cannot pretend to like you or Erik C
Or you intolerance for those different than thee
You say mean things about women and attorneys
Then claim it's alright because Erik has no knees

I don't have time to rhyme much more
But know you do, sitting in your store
I hope someday you learn some tact
But recognize that you're just too cracked

I'd teach you English grammar too
If I thought you'd learn to type like Dr. UHU.

Sockpuppet2 is not a cute screenname
No matter what, it will not gain fame

Originally posted by Internet Lawyer
I will not rep you Mr. Earp
I will not tolerate your annoying harp
I will not try to decipher what you say
I will not even if I made you pay

I cannot pretend to like you or Erik C
Or you intolerance for those different than thee
You say mean things about women and attorneys
Then claim it's alright because Erik has no knees

I don't have time to rhyme much more
But know you do, sitting in your store
I hope someday you learn some tact
But recognize that you're just too cracked

I'd teach you English grammar too
If I thought you'd learn to type like Dr. UHU.

Sockpuppet2 is not a cute screenname
No matter what, it will not gain fame

Not only a barrister, but a bard as well.

[Tom Earp]

Originally posted by Internet Lawyer
I will not rep you Mr. Earp
I will not tolerate your annoying harp
I will not try to decipher what you say
I will not even if I made you pay

I cannot pretend to like you or Erik C
Or you intolerance for those different than thee
You say mean things about women and attorneys
Then claim it's alright because Erik has no knees

I don't have time to rhyme much more
But know you do, sitting in your store
I hope someday you learn some tact
But recognize that you're just too cracked

I'd teach you English grammar too
If I thought you'd learn to type like Dr. UHU.

Sockpuppet2 is not a cute screenname
No matter what, it will not gain fame

Oh Well, it be Your lose and not Your gain.

By defending Me, You would have gotten fame.

But the ire of a few would have taken the air from You Legal tire!


I an Eric and a few will still carry along with not mucha ado!


But, I Can Understand Normal Thinking!