Poll: Serena's Dress?? - Page 3

onlyme · #31 11-09-2005, 03:28 PM

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Originally posted by Misbehavn23
The dress is too short for her body type. Serena has tried so hard for a number of years in the fashion arena and has not done so well. She could do so much with her athletic build even if she has to go custom made. I kind of feel bad for her because it appears that she truly don’t know how to pick clothes, accessories or hair styles (including color) that works for her.

I was thinking the same thing. It's her body type. If Eva Longoria wore this dress it wouldn't look too short but Serena has a more "masculine" build and this dress ain't workin'.

I don't think the dress is too short, per se, but it is too short on her.

Steeltrap · #32 11-09-2005, 03:54 PM

I was on another board, and some of the posters were saying that the issue is strictly tied to Serena's athletic body type. A body like hers, while not fat, shouldn't be in the type of dress you see on say, Nicole Richie.

ladylike · #33 11-09-2005, 04:11 PM

ITA re: Serena's body type

She has a strong, muscular build and she appears to be tall.
For some reason, the more frilly, fou-fou the clothes, the more "masculine" she looks.

One direction she can go in is more classic, tailored lines rather than going with what's trendy (ruffled dresses that are short enough to show your "pocketbook

).

Steeltrap · #34 11-09-2005, 05:51 PM

^^
Exactly. She should be visiting Bill Blass, Oscar de la Renta, Chado Ralph Rucci. Yes, she may have to be dressing "older" but that's a great improvement over the show your chichi dresses.

nikki1920 · #35 11-09-2005, 05:54 PM

I agree, but I am dead at "pocketbook" and "chichi"

PerroLoco · #36 11-12-2005, 08:26 PM

She would really look better bent over and butt nekkid. Somehow, if I were in the same room, I would find some reason to make her bend over and pick something up. She has a perfect spot for a Dawg to bury his bone. ROOOO that........

RedVelvet · #37 11-12-2005, 10:43 PM

I don't know, I can't get past the ti-ti's. When did she get those?

PerroLoco · #38 11-13-2005, 10:28 PM

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Originally posted by RedVelvet
I don't know, I can't get past the ti-ti's. When did she get those?

She has always had the kind of bosom that Big Mama keept her loose change and house key in. I can see Serena now....handing me some hot dollars or the key to her Lexus....skrait from dem warm bressesses.

ladylike · #39 11-14-2005, 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by PerroLoco
She has always had the kind of bosom that Big Mama keept her loose change and house key in. I can see Serena now....handing me some hot dollars or the key to her Lexus....skrait from dem warm bressesses.

::choking on my morning cappuccino::

LOL

Krisco · #40 11-17-2005, 01:09 PM

Choking indeed...bressesses(HA!) warm(ha ha ha ha!)

the dress is too short for her build. I was always the kid whose skirt would sit on top of her butt and "jack up in the back". Serena skirt/shirt/dress gotstabe posting up on that apple. Shorter doesn't work to well with athletic, or monsta booties.