In this thread, we are movie cliches

[WCsweet<3]

I'm the artist/dancer/actor, who after some tragic event which I blame on my passion, I have hidden my talent away and will never go back to it. While trying to hide my talent, my love for it, pours out of me and I cannot get it out of my head. It stays hidden until the love of my life finds out and makes me try again. I, then, succeed at whatever I do.

[AGDee]

I am the kids' sport team made up of totally non-athletic, uncoordinated, scrawny and fat kids with a coach who hates us at first but ends up pulling us all together so we can win the championship.

[RU OX Alum]

I'm the cocky guy that tells his girlfriend that everything will be okay if they sneak off from the group to go make out, but then we both get hacked to death/eaten by the psycho/monster/dead kid/dead kid's mom

[elusive47]

I'm the white woman who quit a high-paying job to teach at a dangerous inner city high school, and managed in a few short months to turn a classroom full of black and brown kids who hate school into bookworms by using rap music as a part of my lesson plan.

[DaemonSeid]

Im the dude playin the dude, disguised as another dude....

I'm the psycho killer who gives the long monologue right before I kill the hero thus ensuring that said hero will escape and find a way to see that I have a spectacular death.

I'm the extra that overplays my role...

[UGAalum94]

Originally Posted by elusive47

I'm the white woman who quit a high-paying job to teach at a dangerous inner city high school, and managed in a few short months to turn a classroom full of black and brown kids who hate school into bookworms by using rap music as a part of my lesson plan.

And I am your embittered colleague who warns you how your efforts will fail and what these kids need is to master the basics.

[LightBulb]

I am the creepy old groundskeeper with no vested interest in lying to you.

[MysticCat]

I'm the guy who finally got to kiss the girl. As I'm walking home, I start singing and dancing. At least one policeman will look at me oddly, and a few folks might hurry by as I disrupt traffic, but I can count on at least 4 or 5 people to sing back-up for me. Amazingly, they'll know the words.

[honeychile]

I'm the mousy librarian who, when asked to help out with the town pagent, takes off my glasses, unpins my hair, and turns into a Bridgette Bardot clone.

Then I kissed MysticCat!

[RU OX Alum]

I jump out of a helicopter that is blowing up onto a skyscraper and stand up with only a scratch above my eyebrow and a tear in my pants, but everyone else is dead.

[smiley21]

I am the overly independent woman in a powerful position at work. I am horrible to my employees and treat my assistant like dirt. Then one day, a strange and mysterious person shows me what a terrible person I am by either turning the tables on me or showing my life in a "Christmas Carol" way. I go back to work having learned my lesson and now have a new outlook on life.

[gee_ess]

I am the downtrodden, divorced first wife who reinvents herself and becomes a megastar -power broker - corporate success because I had it all along but never knew it. Ex husband ends up sitting across from me at big negotiation where I kick his a** to the curb.

[RU OX Alum]

I'm the big shot ex-husband that doesn't have enough time for my kids. Then, christmas happens and I drive really fast in my car with my oldest daughter riding shotgun. Everything is suddenly forgiven and forgotten. A valueable lesson is learned by all, I drop my incredibly hot supermodel girlfriend and go back to my exwife who takes me back, rejecting a much more stable and emotionaly healthy relationship, because it was christmas and I drove fast in my car.

[RU OX Alum]

I'm also the guy that takes too long to explain things.

[ASTalumna06]

I'm a bank robber who goes up to the teller who has just started their first day on the job