Operative/Speculative Scope. Lesson I

[PHAShriner/1906]

Hotep Brothers. Man must beware of Valentine Day. Let Ye who embarks upon a continued, fresh, or refurbished relationship with Ye BLACKWOMAN be ever so mindful to pay CLOSE attention to her interacting with BLACK MALE FIGURES more especially those of her IMMEDIATE family namely her father. To neglect doing such an observation will pose DANGER and increase the propensity of the exposure of DRAMAQUEEN-ITIS. If Ye BLACKWOMAN has an overwhelming amount of bitterness toward the BLACKMEN in her family WATCH OUT! Pay CLOSE ATTENTION to her relationship w/her mother, for the culprit of such disdain, disrespect, and obnoxious mannerisms toward the BLACKMAN just might be a direct result from BLACKMOMMADRAMA-ITIS being passed down to her daughter.

*Supreme Wisdom Lesson Plan Chapt. 21, She Hates Me. I Wonder Why? by Bro. Ashante B. Burned, National Spokesman for brothers who have been burned by the system of child support and have paid thousands of dollars for a shorty that has been proven through DNA to NOT be theirs. Also representing TRUE BROTHERS who embrace accepting the role of fathers for children that are not theirs despite NEVER being given any recognition.

[PHAShriner/1906]

Hotep Brothers. MAN must concern himself with the CIRCUMFERENCE of Woman the way in which Woman concerns herself with the SIZE of MAN by a simple FOOT OBSERVATION. For the sake of MAN let he who is with BIGFOOT WOMAN(size 8 and above) be warned to take plenty of YOHIMBE. The State of Miss. (BIG FOOT COUNTRY) is very demanding! Together both can study GEOMETRY after hours and compare notes.

*Supreme Wisdom Lesson Plan, Chapt. 22 "Say What... Sweet Meat Petey Wheetstraw was a Gynecologist?" translated by two of Wheetstraw's confidants(the Hon. Pigsmeat Martin and Dolemite) due to Wheetstraw's serving a life sentence in the State Dept. of Corrections for lewd acts and gestures made at the annual LINKS Debutant Ball in which Wheetstraw attempted to teach a 96 year old LINK how to do the Cha-Cha-Slide while getting a bit too friendly. LINKS from everywhere ganged up on Wheetstraw and escorted him out of the banquet with one LINK member being a high ranking JUDGE!

[PHAShriner/1906]

Hotep Brothers. Man is often frustrated when he becomes COLORFUSED. For the sake of clarity Ye BLACKMAN must embrace BLACKNESS for the BEAUTY such clearly is the epitome of. Let Ye of BLACKNESS SEEK BLACK, LIVE BLACK, STUDY BLACK, EAT BLACK, BUY BLACK, LOVE BLACK, and most importantly NEVER forget to BE BLACK!

*Supreme Wisdom Lesson Plan, Chapt. 23 Martha Stewart wants to be BLACK! by Doodoo-Brown MBA(Mad Black AfriKan), Professor of Marketing Strategy- Kemetic School of Business.

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by PHAShriner/1906
Hotep Brothers. Man is often frustrated when he becomes COLORFUSED. For the sake of clarity Ye BLACKMAN must embrace BLACKNESS for the BEAUTY such clearly is the epitome of. Let Ye of BLACKNESS SEEK BLACK, LIVE BLACK, STUDY BLACK, EAT BLACK, BUY BLACK, LOVE BLACK, and most importantly NEVER forget to BE BLACK!

Good stuff!!

But this here:

Chapt. 22 "Say What... Sweet Meat Petey Wheetstraw was a Gynecologist?"

is HILARIOUS!!! LMAO!!

[PHAShriner/1906]

Hotep Brothers. Grand ALPHA honors are to be presented IDEALO8. May IDEAL08 be brought before the BROTHERHOOD at 1906 hours and be nominated for the position of FIRST ALPHAMILY liaison/ambassador for the COUNCIL OF APES & IVIES. In her newfound position IDEAL08 will promote ALPHA LOVE so that harmonious LOVE will be shared, embraced, and definitely MADE to the sounds of the DELPHONICS, STYLISITICS, E.T.W & FIRE; and for spoken for BROTHERS Johnnie Taylor's "ITS CHEAPER TO KEEP HER" shall too be played while ALPHA LOVE is MADE by both the YOUNG & GOLD! For "GOLDEN" brothers YOHIMBE shall be provided along w/flasks of S.S. Tonic. This is a serious matter!