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CTFU. Here's a NY Times article on Soror and BGA:
Holly Golightly Never Picked Up a Check Either
By JOYCE WADLER
Published: November 12, 2004
olly Golightly Never
Picked Up a Check Either
We were just whiling away the hours until the wedding of STAR JONES and AL REYNOLDS tomorrow, noodling away on Google, and what did we find? If you punch in the words "Star Jones" and "freebie," you get 70 citations! Means nothing, we're sure. Hey, punch in "MOTHER TERESA" and "freebie," and you get 816 citations. Of course, those don't seem to include the words "wedding gifts."
(Oops, excuse us, here's an Instant Message from our Boldface Names fashion editor GIMMÉ MUR SCHWÄG: Star, precious! Ignore these petty little people! Had they one smidge of your ingenuity, Continental Airlines would be listed on their Web site as the official airline of their wedding, too, as would SARNO & Son tuxedos. By the way, would you have a contact number for - DELETE!)
Where were we? Oh, yes, the Jones-Reynolds nuptials.
It's the most exciting wedding in New York since LIZA MINNELLI married DAVID GEST
, so you may imagine our excitement, while browsing in Saks yesterday, to find ourselves at a Star Jones bridal shower. A gaggle of ladies, including LORRAINE BRACCO, VIVICA A. FOX,
NATALIE COLE and MALAAK COMPTON-ROCK, were drinking Champagne near the OSCAR DE LA RENTA trunk show. Ms. Jones was almost an hour late. How to pass the time until the bride arrived?
We supposed you could buy a few of the things for which Ms. Jones had registered - perhaps a Baccarat Massena Champagne flute for $160. Ms. Jones, according to the Saks bridal registry, wants 16, and as of yesterday afternoon will be receiving only two.
Eventually, the word came that Ms. Jones had arrived. Photographers crouched in anticipation and one could make out a tiara, then a hand waving in the air. Then the bride-to-be herself, doing a playful vamp walk, in a black pencil skirt, sunglasses and her hair in a sleek bun. "Today, I'll be AUDREY HEPBURN!" she said.
Everytime I see Al I think Pudding Pop. 
That's not good. I have a ex-cousin-n-law who made a comment SORT of like this regarding my cousin. He told my bro-n-law when my bro-n-law congratulated him on his recent nuptials at a family event. Chile, after my cousin graduated from med school, had one child...HE'S GAY! Lawd! "We (members of the non-immediate family)" found out after the divorce... Go Figure!
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