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ILLINIgirl · #31 07-20-2004, 07:05 PM

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will there be beer?

No need for beer. I'll just go get the margarita mix outa my desk drawer and mix some up for us in the break room. Then Lil Hannah can stay and we can all get some R&R! Who's up for some?

Munchkin03 · #32 07-20-2004, 07:22 PM

What happened to my Quark files?

PlymouthDZ · #33 07-20-2004, 09:36 PM

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Originally posted by sugar and spice
We need to talk about your TPS reports. Uh, did you get that memo? It's just that we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before now before they go out now. So I'd really appreciate it if you could just remember to do that from now on. That'd be great.

hahahahahahaha!!!!

"Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately."

"I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob!"

that has to be... THE best movie EVER made.

amgn253 · #34 07-20-2004, 09:48 PM

Sorry I'm late. I had a job interview. Nailed it!

valkyrie · #35 07-20-2004, 10:50 PM

I didn't expect to find a salesman drinking coffee this late in the morning. How long you been here, Joe?
Oh, I don't know, I guess thirty, forty-five minutes maybe. Why do you ask?
You must be making a lot of sales, piling up good income.
Oh... uh... I'm doing all right. I could do better, but... Ohahaha I get it Paul. Back on that old "Time is Money" kick, right?
Not back on it, Joe, still on it.

Lil' Hannah · #36 07-21-2004, 08:19 AM

Alright guys, let's bring it in. Another day, another dollar. OK well it looks like Birtha's forecast has been shelved for now, but I'd like a dog and pony show on it for the next meeting. We'll do some number crunching...there may not be a need to reinvent the wheel. mu-agd, are you making any headway on that beer situation?

mu_agd · #37 07-21-2004, 09:10 AM

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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
mu-agd, are you making any headway on that beer situation?

i have been running numbers on a few different brews and believe it would be in the company's best interest to go with the amstel light. if you let me know what time it is needed, i will make sure the distributors have it here. i will them make sure that accounts payable receives the invoice.

Lil' Hannah · #38 07-21-2004, 09:12 AM

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Originally posted by mu_agd
i have been running numbers on a few different brews and believe it would be in the company's best interest to go with the amstel light. if you let me know what time it is needed, i will make sure the distributors have it here. i will them make sure that accounts payable receives the invoice.

Okay, well I've got a meeting with the shareholders today, I'll run it up the flagpole and see if they salute. I'd imagine we'd need it by the close of business on Friday.

KSigkid · #39 07-21-2004, 09:18 AM

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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
Okay, well I've got a meeting with the shareholders today, I'll run it up the flagpole and see if they salute. I'd imagine we'd need it by the close of business on Friday.

Well, in a given day I do about 15 minutes of work.

HotDamnImAPhiMu · #40 07-21-2004, 09:20 AM

Look as far as these travel orders go, I'm really going to need you guys to be on the ball on this one and make sure the numbers for accouting are documented.

Lil' Hannah · #41 07-21-2004, 09:35 AM

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Originally posted by HotDamnImAPhiMu
Look as far as these travel orders go, I'm really going to need you guys to be on the ball on this one and make sure the numbers for accouting are documented.

Jacquelyn, you bring up an excellent point. There's been a lot of spending unaccounted for on the corporate credit cards. We need to stop this spending before it becomes a brush fire. We really need to clamp down on unnecessary expenses.

ADPiShannan · #42 07-21-2004, 09:45 AM

Does that mean you want me to cancel some orders? Mike in accounting wanted me to order him some porn, should I cancel that?

Also the big shot has been putting his private expenses on the credit card. What should we do?

Since I am in charge of spending, Im def seeing a HUGE amount spent on shoes, purses, booze, porn, and strippers. Should we tell everyone to limit it to just work related items?

lol

APhi Sailorgirl · #43 07-21-2004, 09:47 AM

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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
We really need to clamp down on unnecessary expenses.

Can you please define unnecessary expenses??

Lil' Hannah · #44 07-21-2004, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by APhi Sailorgirl
Can you please define unnecessary expenses??

Maybe we need to form a committee to review spending, see what's a financial drag. Or we could bring in a hired gun to review the numbers. We need some radical, integrated competence here.

mu_agd · #45 07-21-2004, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
Maybe we need to form a committee to review spending, see what's a financial drag. Or we could bring in a hired gun to review the numbers. We need some radical, integrated competence here.

this may be the place to bring in consultants.