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Old 08-18-2001, 12:51 AM
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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4:
Cocoa Smacks and Honey Smacks Cooper (fraternal twins)
Yall are just TOOOOO funny the people up here just kinda glance over to see if im still breathing cuz im LMAO over here...


now for twins do you get a WHOLE million dollars?? what about Septuplets.... would you get 3.5 mil plus all the hype that goes along with multiple births... and since Coco, Honey, Parkay, Pam and all the rest are all up in the public eye you'd get paid more rite??

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Old 02-24-2002, 08:56 PM
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FLASHBACK

I was doing a search and came across this one and I swear I thought I was going to have convulsions.

Triaminic Taylor
Robitussin Robinson
NyQuil Nicholson
Benadryl Baker
Tums Thompson
Rolaids Rogers
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Old 02-25-2002, 12:39 AM
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Yall gone make me lose my mind,up in here,up in here!! Those names are toooooo funny!! My husband is wondering why I'm sitting at the computer cracking up...stop it I can't take anymore!!
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Old 02-25-2002, 11:10 AM
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Bombay Bernice Williams after the alcoholic beverage Bombay

Comet D. Cleaner

Kleenex Nose' (pronounced Nos-say) Tissue

Charmin Shita' (pronounced Shi-tay ) Paper

Quetin Tips ( Q-Tip)
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Old 02-25-2002, 11:27 AM
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Talking LMAO

y'all are crazy...
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Old 02-25-2002, 12:03 PM
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Quetin Tips ( Q-Tip)
Q-Tip? Oh hecky nawl!
Ya'll are all some LOONEY ROONEYS!!!
But for real, I do know someone that name their daughter:
Crys'tal Alisha Jacobs and another friend that named her daughter Chardonay................SERIOUSLY!!!!!

Here are my million dollar names:

Caress Clark
Palmolivea Palmer
Bacardi Bedford
Altoids Allen
Wrigley Wright
Lipton Lipschitz
Ryce A. Roni
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Old 02-25-2002, 12:23 PM
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Thumbs up CTFU

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Ryce A. Roni
CTFU CTFU CTFU between this and

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Originally posted by #1Leading Lady


Kleenex Nose' (pronounced Nos-say) Tissue

Charmin Shita' (pronounced Shi-tay ) Paper

Quetin Tips ( Q-Tip)
I might get fired up in HERE!!
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Old 03-01-2002, 12:54 PM
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Lipton Lipschitz
Ryce A. Roni
These along with Quentin Tips... classic! LMAO!!!

I'm glad you pulled this thread up, this mess is hilarious!!!
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Old 03-01-2002, 01:29 PM
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Ok, I just got hit with a few more...

Sprite Spelman (pronounced spri-tay)
Bathan Bodyworks (pronounced liked Bethan)
Keebler King (you could call her KiKi for short)
Ty De'Bolman
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Old 03-01-2002, 03:42 PM
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Thumbs up My turn, my turn....

Camay Christina Aguilera Carter
Pepsi Pendergrass (Teddy's illegitimate daughter; and she looks just like him)
Cristal Amaretto Ramos
Caskan Cream White
Knob Creek and Kaopectate Kasey (the newest identical twins)
Hennessey Holmes (Larry Holmes' daughter)
Dell and Dutch Master Dawkins (more twins)
Chardonnay Williams (Christopher Williams' daughter from outside his marriage)

Those are my wonderfully hilarious rays of sunshine for now! Until next time, people!!!
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Old 03-01-2002, 04:26 PM
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Talking I'm Dying Over Hea!!!!!!!

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Charmin Shita' (pronounced Shi-tay ) Paper
I'm hollering over her at that one..."Shi-tay"!!!!! That's messed up... **shaking my head**

I have TEARS in my eyes from all the laughter!!!

You are one crazy woman!!!!
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Old 03-01-2002, 06:30 PM
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This post is too funny. Here are a few, odd, but ACCEPTABLE names.

Salem Jones (Salem cigarettes)
Ivory Howard (Ivory soap or dishwashing liquid)
Meritta Davis (Meritta bread)
Lane Bryant (enough said, right?)
Cremora Thomas (the coffee creamer)
Nilla Osborne (Nill Wafers)
Catalina Martin (Catalina salad dressing)
Morton Davis (Morton salt)
Celestial S. Henderson (Celestial Seasonings herb tea)
Raman Okbar (one of my favorites for Raman Noodles )
Reynolds Jordan (Reynolds wrap)
Lipton Hayes (Lipton tea)
Carnation Myers (Carnation Instant Breakfast)

Now these are relatively REASONABLE and SENSABLE names, to say the least. I've got lots of them. Let me check my pantry and cabnets and I'll come back with more.
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Old 03-01-2002, 06:58 PM
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Now ya'll know ya'll was wrong for that... scaring them children for life....

NEWAY, my new list goes as follows...

1. Pornasite Henderson
2. Victoria Secret Gardner
3. J. C. Penny Cooper
4. F. U. Thompson (First Union, yall First Union...we'll just call him F. U. for short)
5. Sir Gray Poupon
6. Dr. Pepper Pimpinson
7. Oops O. My
8. Radio Shack Simpson
9. Whopper Goldstein (after my favorite actress)
10. Hanmi A. Fry

Ya'll are SO scandalous... let me see if I can get out of this contract with Puffy.

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Old 03-01-2002, 06:59 PM
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I've got lots of them. Let me check my pantry and cabnets and I'll come back with more.
ROTFLMAO!
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Old 03-01-2002, 08:33 PM
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Okay yall. I've checked my pantry and cabnets like I said I would and here's what I found.

Eukanuba Harris (Eukanuba Dog Food)
Oscar Meyer (if no one said it already)
Almond Joy Tucker (I like this one too)
Quaker Simpson (Quaker Oatmeal or motor oil)
Crystal Light Jones (Crystal Light drink mix)
Palmer Mason (Palmer's Cocoa Butter)

Now I do my grocery and necessity shopping mainly at Wal-Mart which has, as you know, the Great Value label. So, given the fact that I couldn't come up with a good name with Great Value and in honor of this great shopping store that I love so much, these are the fraternal twins' names that I came up with. There names are...(drum roll please)...WAHL MART & WAHLMARTHA...JENKINS (Thank ya very much!!!).
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