The most shady thing you've done in your life

[DGqueen17]

Originally posted by KillarneyRose
Thanks for the kind words, DGQ and Cash! Now, if only my daughters shared your positive opinion of me.

How old are they? I'm sure they are just going through the "I hate my mom faze."

When you get to college you sure learn to apperciate your awesome mommy a lot more.

[sageofages]

I was in HS. I was "dating" a Senior. He broke my heart (among other things) and I wanted revenge for how I felt. I found out he was an "undocumented" alien. I called INS and had him deported. I still feel bad about doing that to this day. I was only 15 then, what did I know.

[swissmiss04]

Originally posted by sageofages
I was in HS. I was "dating" a Senior. He broke my heart (among other things) and I wanted revenge for how I felt. I found out he was an "undocumented" alien. I called INS and had him deported. I still feel bad about doing that to this day. I was only 15 then, what did I know.

Damn girl! Don't mess with sage!!!!

[James]

Damn that was EVIL . . . hell hath no fury . . . my my . .

Originally posted by sageofages
I was in HS. I was "dating" a Senior. He broke my heart (among other things) and I wanted revenge for how I felt. I found out he was an "undocumented" alien. I called INS and had him deported. I still feel bad about doing that to this day. I was only 15 then, what did I know.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by sageofages
I was in HS. I was "dating" a Senior. He broke my heart (among other things) and I wanted revenge for how I felt. I found out he was an "undocumented" alien. I called INS and had him deported. I still feel bad about doing that to this day. I was only 15 then, what did I know.

Please tell me that was a joke. Please please tell me that because I joked about doing that to an ex's dad but it was ALWAYS A JOKE!!!

-Rudey

[sororitygirl2]

Originally posted by cashmoney
LOL...so you're one of those girls that doesn't have sex unless you're dating the guy?

See - you decided wrong what that meant... I never said I had sex with them. In fact, I didn't. Well - at least not all of them! There was just some heavy petting with two of them, and sex with the third.

But, I'm not one of those girls that doesn't have sex unless I'm dating the guy. I'm worse! I'm one of those girls that doesn't have sex unless I love the guy! What is wrong with me?!

[sororitygirl2]

Originally posted by justamom
Nothing too, too bad-

Led a guy on and he helped me move-dumped him the next day.
(He was an awful person, really, but he had a truck.)

Some guys would come in for happy hour (like 5 minutes left) at Steak and Ale where I was a cocktail waitress. They would demand perfection and SPEED in service, drink a TON and never tip. The bartender and I decided to tell them the price of drinks had been raised. We split the difference. I don't think they ever came back on my shift again.

I worked at a restaurant and never wanted to have to work late because I wanted to go out. So when people would call to see how late we were open, I would tell them we were already closed at like 9 at night, even though we were still open for a few more hours. Or, I would tell them it was like a 45-minute wait when they came in so they would leave (even if it was like only a 20-minute wait).

[cashmoney]

Originally posted by sororitygirl2
See - you decided wrong what that meant... I never said I had sex with them. In fact, I didn't. Well - at least not all of them! There was just some heavy petting with two of them, and sex with the third.

But, I'm not one of those girls that doesn't have sex unless I'm dating the guy. I'm worse! I'm one of those girls that doesn't have sex unless I love the guy! What is wrong with me?!

I was kidding sweetie. Nothing's wrong with you, you just end up with insecure guys.

[sororitygirl2]

Originally posted by cashmoney
I was kidding sweetie. Nothing's wrong with you, you just end up with insecure guys.

I haven't been really great at taking jokes in stride lately... sorry about that, stud!

[queequek]

Originally posted by sageofages
I was in HS. I was "dating" a Senior. He broke my heart (among other things) and I wanted revenge for how I felt. I found out he was an "undocumented" alien. I called INS and had him deported. I still feel bad about doing that to this day. I was only 15 then, what did I know.

[sageofages]

Originally posted by Rudey
Please tell me that was a joke. Please please tell me that because I joked about doing that to an ex's dad but it was ALWAYS A JOKE!!!

-Rudey

Nope not a joke. At the time, picturing him on the green bus headed back was sweet revenge. Now (at 44) I always feel kinda bad about it.

I lived in Southern CA at the time (Redlands), I was a sophomore in HS (15) and this was 29 years ago. I found out later in the year, he was gone all of about 2 weeks. I saw him one last time at the end of the school year...and he told me I would remember him forever cause he was my "first". I guess he was right.

[Nikki_DZ]

OTW and Sage...You are some wicked, wicked ladies I'm totally impressed!

I saw a former flame at a bar one night. Had a friend buy him a few shots, then followed him outside and watched him get into his car. I then used my friend's cellphone to call 1-800-GRAB-DUI.

(He got it reduced to wreckless operation, so it wasn't THAT bad.)

Same guy, different time. A friend and I were out one night (he had dated both of us and screwed us over-we bonded over the experience) and saw his then gf. She told us that he had cheated on her the night before with this other girl at the bar. So we followed the girl into the bathroom and told her he had herpes. I've never seen a girl slap a guy so hard in my life

[ZTAngel]

When my boyfriend and I first started dating, his ex-girlfriend had all kinds of issues with it. Her and her sorority sister would tell Mr. ZTAngel all kinds of untrue stories about me. The ex's sorority sister told Mr. ZTAngel that I had slept with her boyfriend. I hadn't ever even met her boyfriend! (on top of it, why make up a rumor that some girl slept with your boyfriend? that's too weird) I was getting annoyed with these two psychos and decided to seek revenge.
Me and one of my sorority sisters went to Publix one day which is where this girl's boyfriend works. We went to his check out lane. My sorority sister was friends with this guy. She walked over to him and said, "I want to introduce you to ZTAngel. Apparently, you two slept together." He looked completely confused. I said, "Yeah, your girlfriend has been going around telling everyone that we slept together. I decided that we should at least meet."
I found out that they broke up a week later. To my benefit, the rumors stopped. mwhahaha.

[Optimist Prime]

Originally posted by smiley21
when i was 16, my best friend and i wrote secret admirer notes to one of the teachers. there is more to the story, but i am not going there

have you ever seen "Wild Things" (1998) (i think)? Haha, you can tell I'm a film student.

I'm not posting the shadiest thing I've ever done. Trust me, it will make it your Buddha/Soul worse for hearing it.

So the funniest thing that is also shady I've ever done was to walk up to one of my brothers girlfriend, and slapped her boobie really hard. One time I broke into my little brother (biological, not Jared) 's room and covered it with baby powder for no reason. I forget why I was pissed at him. But if you're ever really pissed off at some one, thats a good way to get them back.

[amycat412]

Originally posted by AXJules
I believe my offer was..."You're driving?? Damn...I'm stealing the gas and liquor!!!!"

And as the older, and therfore more experienced shadester, I will provide directions on said trip to hell....