Movie Lines and Movie Scenes

[nikki25]

Originally posted by Tsunami:
And of course the Della Resse/Redd Foxx combination is priceless. Della complaining that Redd left only a swallow (I think of tuna fish) in the refrigerator and she had her mouth set.

Redd Foxx's character left only a swallow of orange juice in the container.

[sphinxpoet]

Originally posted by ManndingoNUPE:

Brothers

When DL Hugley was with the prositute, and he was thinking about having her do what his wife wouldn't, and he decided not to, that was really nice, unrealistic, but nice none the less.

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ManndingoNupe are you saying finding yourself in the same position you would have taken a diffrent Road! LOL!

[nikki25]

The Wood

Slick talking to Ro: "Man, You ain't never lie."

[DST Love]

Originally posted by sphinxpoet:

ManndingoNupe are you saying finding yourself in the same position you would have taken a diffrent Road! LOL!

Yeah, I'd like to ask MN a question or two about this but I won't interrept the flow of the thread. I'll just say the more I learn about men, the less I want to get married !! Relationship, I can deal. Marriage, don't know.

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[Serenity]

Men of Honor - when Robert Deniro has all the trainees lined up watching the divers suit up. He stands in front of the red-haired stutterer (forgot his name) and says, "What are you, some kind of broke d!#k popeye?" Then Deniro says something like, "Why don't you bring the little wo-wo-wo-women, so we can all practice the br-br-br-breaststroke". That always cracks me up.

Scary Movie - when the killer answers the phone and the caller asks what he's doing and he say, "chillin', killin".

Beloved- the very end of the book/movie when Paul D tells Sethe, "You your best thing, Sethe. You are." I love that.


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[Classy_Diva5]

HOLLYWOOD SHUFFLE The whole movie

FRIDAY Felicia-"Craig (hand clap, hand clap), Craig...can I borrows ya'll vcr?
Craig-"Hell naw!"
Felicia-"But it's The Mack!"

NEXT FRIDAY Pinky-"Please don't kill me, please don't kill me! Man I got kids, a girlfriend and a mutha****** wife on the side..."

BRADY BUNCH MOVIE When Greg was trying to write his first song, and he kept getting interrupted
"Clowns never laughed before, beanstalks never grew..."


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Peace and God Bless
*Classy_Diva5*

[ZChi4Life]

Clueless-
-when that guy got his grades and he was trying to jump out the window
-anytime they said "as if!"
-when Dionne (Stacey Dash) starts going off on Murray about the hair extension she found in his car. "I do not wear polyester hair!"

Booty Call-
-the whole scene when they're in the chinese restaurant. The waiter was TOO funny!
-when they're playing cards and they are all trying to play footsie w/ each other
-when Jamie Foxx starts doing those impersonations of Jesse Jackson and Bill Cosby

Matrix-
-Morpheus and Neo fight scene
-Neo, "I know kung-fu"

The Best Man-
-the guys playing poker scene
-just about anything Q said was hilarious! But my favorite was: "It's about to be a hoasis up in here!" (although that was a terrible word, I couldn't help but to LMAO at that!)

Love Jones-
-scene when Nina's taking pics of Darius...I thought that was cute & sexy
-when Darius is smoking the cigarette and he passes it to Nina...although I'm not a smoker, that was sorta cute

Lion King-
-when Mufasah (sp?) died..so so sad

Pocahontas-
-when Pocahontas jumped off that cliff into the water. I thought that was so neat! Scary, but neat.

[Monique]

@DSTLOVE.. OMG.. I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THAT MOVIE...IT IS MY ALLL TIME FAVORITE*SINGING* I FOUND MY PLACE I FINALLY FOUND MY PLACE..STEP UP THE ELEVATOR PRESS DOWN THE 7 THATS ALL U GOT TO DO TO TAKE YASELF TO HEAVEN!!

[Little32]

1 Casablanca
2 Godfather
3
4 It's a Wonderful Life
5 Airplane
6 Silence of the Lambs
7
8 The Shining (I am watching that right now.)
9 Scarface
10
11 Batman
12 A Few Good Men

Am I right? What do I win?

[Nubian]

Funniest: I know this is pretty recent, but in the opening part of Shrek, when they're flipping through the pages of some cheesy fairytale, and Shrek rips out the pages for toilet paper...That was funny

Saddest: When Mufasa died on the Lion King, I cried for days, and named my new dog after him.

Silliest: Dude Wheres my Car, at the drive thru chinese restaurant..And THEEEN, no and THEN!...lol

[Diva7401]

Originally posted by Tsunami:
The Robert Townsend Comedy Special (very old):

The scene takes in a clinic, where people are waiting for their test results. Robert Townsend is in the doctor's office getting his results. R. Townsend emerges from the
doctor's office screaming "SYPHILIS! YES!!!! I HAVE SYPHILIS!!!!" He is laughing, pumping his fist in the air, and giving high-fives as he leaves. (For those who do not get it: This aired in the 80's when people were starting to get serious about the HIV/AIDS epidemic. Although, Syphilis is one of the many serious STDs, there is a cure.)

That Robert Townsend Movie is called "HOLLYWOOD SHUFFLE" Does anybody remember "JERRI CURL" from that movie? "Rock don't stop, do the Jeri Curl" The guy was mad at him and stole his activator and his juicy jerri curl became all DRY and NAPPY! I laughed for days when I saw that.

1. I'm not having any fun here. You know how cranky I get when I'm not having any fun. Tommy Lee Jones... U.S. Marshall

2. I thought this hea our juke joint. Color Purple

3. I can't hear you cause your shirt is so damn loud. What's Love Got to Do With It.

4. What type of underwear do you have on? I don't wear draws. You mean to tell me you don't have any on right now? Naw, I just let it hang. Nina & Hollywood......Love Jones

5. I'm the blues in your left thigh, trying to become the funk in your right....is that alright? Darius....Love Jones

6. Love...falling in love aint sh$^! Can someone please tell me how to say there? Savon...Love Jones

7. We ain't robbing no stage coaches. I need something I can set it off with. Cleo....Set It Off

8. Did I ask you for anything? I never asking you for anything, not even your sorry a$$ hand in marriage. Celie...Color Purple

9. Daddy I is married now...you hea me....I is married now. Shug....Color Purple

10. You got koolaid and ain't got no sugar....you got ham ain't got no burger....damnnnn! Chris Tucker.... Friday

11. Don't you neva eva eva eva come around hea no mo....ok? Chris Tucker....Friday

12. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH! Chris Tucker



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[Sexy Mocha]

Can anyone guess the movies that these quotes came from?


1)"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

2)"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

3)"They call me Mister Tibbs."

4)"Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings."

5)"Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

6)"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

7)"I'm NOT gonna be ignored, Dan."

8)"Wendy, darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya... I'm just gonna bash your brains in."

9)"Say hello to my little friend."

10)"We all go a little mad sometimes."

11)"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

12)"You want answers?"
"I think I'm entitled."
"You want answers?!?"
"I want the truth!"
"You can't handle the truth!"

[SableCherub]

Originally posted by Sexy Mocha:
Can anyone guess the movies that these quotes came from?


1)"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

2)"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."

3)"They call me Mister Tibbs."

4)"Every time you hear a bell ring, it means that some angel's just got his wings."

5)"Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

6)"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner."

7)"I'm NOT gonna be ignored, Dan."

8)"Wendy, darling. Light of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya... I'm just gonna bash your brains in."

9)"Say hello to my little friend."

10)"We all go a little mad sometimes."

11)"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

12)"You want answers?"
"I think I'm entitled."
"You want answers?!?"
"I want the truth!"
"You can't handle the truth!"

#3-In the Heat of the Night?

#8-The Shinning

#9-it's right there...and i can't remember the name...i know the scene was like this short dude comes running out from under this mafia guys trench coat as he takes out his oozie or something...

#11-Batman? I think the Joker said it...but it could be Moon Struck...i'm not sure...but i think one of those two movies...and definitely Jack Nicolson...

#12-An Officer and a Gentleman? so many military movies...who knows...

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[DPiece7]

My favorite lines:
The Color Purple: You shoooo is ug-lay!

Waiting to Exhale: But the worst oh the f!@*in worst! Makin my kids go to some school where there's only two other black children because you don't want them to be "improperly influenced" Well guess what John! You're the muthaf!@*in improper influence! Get yo ish! Get yo ish! and get out!

The Players' Club: Who he think he is? DJ Quik? All you do is spin the re-cord that's all you do. Blue, if I raise up it's gon be trouble, trouble!