Why is Cleo stalking me?!?
My people,
Two weeks ago, while cooking dinner, my phone rang. I was expecting a very important call, so I rushed to the phone and eagerly answered it... only to be utterly disturbed by the familiar voice literally screaming on the other in. "HELLO! THIS IS CLEO..."
Me:"What the fu......?"
"CALL ME NOW SO I CAN REVEAL WHAT THE STARS HAVE IN STORE FOR YOUR FUTURE!"
ME:"Oh God, How did she get my nu....."
"YOU MUST CALL ME NOW. IT IS THE ONLY WAY...(Something, something)YOUR PSYCHIC CONNECTION (something, something)"
Me: "Goodbye Freak"
I finally hung up, but for some reason I felt all violated.
A few days later, I get home from work to find my 6 & 9 year old nieces giggling.
Me: "What's so funny girls?"
"CLEO CALLED YOU! CLEO FROM T.V.!! AUNTIE WE DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW CLEO!" they scream and laugh (not knowing how not funny this is)
...last night, as soon as I get in the door I hear the phone ringing. I stop half way as I approach the phone knowing exactly who it is. Sure enough, it's her again! It's like I'm stuck in some episode of the Twilight Zone or something...How in the world did these fools get my number?!?
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