Do Not.Com 2 for the Summer!

[1 Woman of Virtue]

The following was posted by AKA2D '91

WHY DON'T WE CLOSE THIS THREAD AND START A DO NOT. COM, PART 2?

To honor her request, consider this a slant on Do Not.Com/pt 2. I received it via email, and one of our Madame Moderators told me it was also on the Delta board. In any event, it should spark another round of do not's for the summer. I highly encourage all of us to take this seriously...especially the rule about jelly shoes!

Please raise your big toes and repeat after me: As a member of the Cute Girl Sisterhood, I pledge to adhere to these rules when I wear sandals and other open-toe shoes.

I promise to always wear sandals that fit.
Do not allow toes to hang over and touch the ground.
Do not allow my heels spill over the
backs.
Do not allow the sides and tops of my feet to pudge out between the straps.
Either I will go polish-free or vow to keep the polish fresh, intact and chip-free. Do not cheat and just touch up my big
toe.
I will sand down any mounds of skin before they turn hard and yellow.
I will shave the hairs off my big toe.
Do not let your self wear pantyhose even if my misinformed girlfriend, coworker, mother, sister tells me the toe seam really will stay under my toes if I tuck it there.
If a strap breaks, Do not duct-tape, pin, glue or tuck it back into place hoping it will stay put. I will get my shoe fixed or toss it.
Do not live in corn denial. Rather I will lean on my good friend Dr. Scholls if my feet need him.
I will resist the urge to buy jelly shoes at Payless for the low, low price of $4.99 even if my feet are small enough to fit into the kids' sizes. This is out of concern for my safety, and the safety of others. No one can walk properly when standing in a pool of sweat and I would hate to take someone down
with me as I fall and break my ankle.
Do not forget to take my toe ring off toward the end of the day if my toes swell and begin to look like Vienna sausages.

If I have been privvy to the magic that is Foot Soup, I will share that knowledge and experience with the non-initiated.
Do not lie!!! I will be brutually honest with my girlfriend/sister/coworker when she asks me if her feet are too ugly to wear sandals. Someone has to tell her that her toes are as long as my fingers and no sandal makes creepy feet look good.

And so it goes...

[This message has been edited by 1 Woman of Virtue (edited May 29, 2001).]