You've just found two briefcases with $15 million . . .

[Tom Earp]

Make sure it is mine first! Get the Infernal Rat Asswholes off of my butt! Build My Chapter a new House, move to a small town where my Chapter is and give to the Charitys there!

Well, probably try to invest it but the problem is so many Dick Wads who are investors and steal the $$$$!

Coffee Can, I dont drink coffee, so know it is safe!

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
**do the Snoopy dance as I 3 way call Sallie Mae and Citibank and tell them to KMA!!!!!!**

that is the best one! i would call salle mae first and formost and then three way it with my car loan company, am ex and any other credit card company and tell them the same thing..... luckly i dont have a mortgage or rent and own my house outright so i dont have to tell any bank where to go


oh and call my ex husband and say nerrner neener neener i dont have to report this so you still me support!

[alikat2]

-Pay off my debt: Credit card, student loans, and car
-Probably blow 1/2 million on clothes, purses and jewelry
-put the rest in my savings/IRA

[Peaches-n-Cream]

Go on a shopping spree! The first thing that I would buy a co-op or townhouse on Fifth Avenue or Park Avenue. Shop at Saks Fifth Avenue and Bergdorf Goodman. Take care of my family. Pay my bills. Maybe set up a charitable foundation or donate to charity.

Actually, the first thing that I would probably do is faint.

[PsychTau]

Run like hell.

PsychTau

(Then I would invest smartly and pay off debt, then quit work so I can get my PhD without stressing about bills.)

[Jadey28]

Wow! I would invest one entire briefcase! Then, I would pay off my car, and prolly buy another one just because I can. Purchase the house of my dreams on the water with my own beach (and furnish it). Buy my parents and my boyfriend's parents each new homes and send them all to Hawaii. Pay off my parents' bills. Give my brother something nice. Then I'd go on a major shopping spree for myself and my boyfriend. (Just cause I'm that good of a girlfriend!) I couldn't stop working all together (I'd go insane), but I would find a place where I could do volunteer work or I'd get one of those "fun jobs" where I actually like working! I think I was also purchase my own bar. Yeah, that's where I'd work~at my own bar!



Man, now I'm dreaming that this would really happen!

[LXAAlum]

Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361

2 chicks at the same time. If i had that kinda money, i think i could set that up. Chicks dig dudes with money.

Would you also buy out the rights to the movie this quote came from?

I would love to see the sequel to said movie as well - you could finance it, and live off the profits nicely!

[AGDLynn]

People at work seem to spend a lot of time talking about winning the lottery and how many years/months/days til retirement...maybe it would be fun to work there (a very short while) and say "nah nah nah nah nah".

GET RID OF HUBBY'S 1992 HONDA CIVIT WITH 265K MILES!
Get that loaded Highlander I truly wanted.

Sell house and buy one with a bigger kitchen, deck with actual stairs , pool (with pool guy).

Course donate to AGD Foundation, set up another GTau scholarship and help chapters if possible. (Boy, that sure would get alumnae to come to IRD, lol). Pay chapter's way to Convention.

Pay for my neices' education, esp. the kind that is very expensive.
Look out for other relatives that got laid off or just got older.

TRAVEL! (I just bought new red luggage )

[AGDee]

1. Call my boss and quit!
2. Pay off all debts
3. Buy a house with quarters for my mom and hire her a live in companion
4. Pay off rest of family's homes, cars, etc.
5. Donate to AGD Foundation, endow scholarships for Zeta Alpha chapter, OT majors and computer majors.
6. Travel to see OTW in Hawaii!
7. More charities: CCFA, Lung Association, March of Dimes
8. Endow a grant for the adolescent psych unit I used to work on to be reopened with provisions
9. Invest, invest, invest
10. Travel, travel, travel


Dee

I still like the one of calling my ex husband and saying hahahahahahahah you still owe me spousal support while i and my son live off the millions i just found.

[ADPi~Ally]

1. Pay off all debts for me and my family.
2. Buy a house for brother, sister, and myself
3. Buy a new car
4. Take a long vacation to anywhere I wanted
5. Pay for my chapter's expenitures and buy them a house.
6. Invest the rest

[moe.ron]

I would pay all my bills in quarters just to piss everybody off.

Established a scholarship in my chapter under my name, of course.

[Senusret I]

1) Ensure that it's REALLY gonna be MY money.

2) Establish a family foundation. From my experience in working in alumni relations and fundraising, these foundations are how the wealthy manage their fortunes and watch them grow, as well as managing their charitable giving.