Ghetto Wedding Stories

[NUPE4LIFE]

Okay, okay someone had started a topic on weddings. Okay I do not really care about weddings. I HATE THEM! So it really doesn't matter to me who gets invited or anything like that. But have any of you ever been to a ghetto wedding? One of my friends from high school got married last summer, trust me I didn't want to go. Well I ended up going not to hurt her feelings or disappoint her cause for the most part she's been a good friend to me. Well needless to say, it was a ghetto affair. It really wasn't my friend or her family. They are refined college educated folks. When I look at them, I see the Huxtables. But her fiance's family, James and Florida Evans. I've only been to a handful of albums, but I've never seen a wedding that had an MC. The groom's aunt aka "wedding coordinator" had to give us a play by play during the ceremony of what was going on like we didn't know that we were at a wedding. The minister, the grooms uncle could not read the bible. You would think if one were to do public speaking they would practice, NOT! The groom's grandmother made the bridesmaides dresses. Before the wedding another one of my friends (your soror) was like when you see these homemade dresses you're gonna laugh but try not too. Trust me, I was ROTFLMAO. Okay the reception was even more ghetto. They had like regular sunday dinner food. By the time I got to the food service line, it was all gone and this wasn't a big wedding. Oh and the biggest most ghetto part was when the groom's sister, who was a bridesmaid, came to the reception in her Nike sandals. When they did an introduction of the wedding party she was the only bridesmaid who came walking through in her dress and Nike sandals. My friend did not look happy the whole time. It was a ghetto affair to remember. I hate weddings and would rather have a root canal, but on this day I had a lot to laugh at. The ghetto fabulousness of it provided some much needed comic relief. Any of you got any ghetto wedding stories out there?

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