HC yesterday I volunteered to come in today to do overtime?!!?!?
HC so I get up outta my bed today?
HC get to the building?
HC OH BUT WAIT they closed 2 lanes on my street which backed traffic up for over 4 blocks?
HC but by the time I realized it, it was too late to turn around and do my usual route to work?
HC so I get to work?
HC get on the elevator?
HC press 5??!?!
HC NOTHING HAPPENS!?!?!?
HC WHAT THE HAYLE?!?!
HC I looked for the steps?!?!?!
HC to get to the steps was like looking for the UNDERGROUND RAILROAD?!?!?!
HC it is by the parking garage AROUND THE CORNER!?!?!
HC I found the security guard who holds me up?!?!?
HC this old azz so and so wants to flirt with me as he peeps my ID badge?!!?
HC he asked is it Ms. or Mrs!?!?!?
HC MOFO GIVE ME BACK MY BADGE and tell me how to get upstairs?!?!
HC I had to wave the magnetic card on the elevator panel reader?!?!!?!?!?
HC WHAT IN THE BLUE HAYLE?!?!!!?
HC get upstairs?
HC see a few folks!!?
HC cool?
HC I sit at my desk, log on?!?!
HC I see some of my favorite Christmas candy?!?!?!
HC

?!!?!?
HC I slam on the pieces?!!?!?
HC working hard for about an hour!?!?!
HC the system shuts down!?!?!
HC oh wait my bad I had been jamming to my music iwth my headphones on!?!?!
HC I was in the midst of Chaka Khan's TELL ME SOMETHING GOOD?!?!?!
HC that is when the system shuts down?!!?
HC I stand up and ask this guy!?!?
HC he was like yeah it happens all the time on the weekend!?!?
HC He said it'll be back in a minute or so?!?!
HC

HC I go back to grooving to some Chaka?!?!
HC I also decided to peep GC?!?!?
HC after listening to like 3 songs I decide to go visit a coworker at her desk!?!?
HC I get up, walk down the aisles and SEE NO DAMN ONE?!?!?!
HC the 5 other people had left?!??!
HC no one told me!?!??!
HC
BASTIIIIIIIIIDS!!!
HC
SASAS!!!!!?
HC I betta get paid for my 90 minutes?!!?!?!?!?
HC I was low key OFFENDED?!?!?!
HC they saw me with my headphones on!?!??!
HC they know I sit off in the cut!?!?!?!
HC

jackazzes?!!?!?!?
HC anyway!?!?!
HC *le sigh*?
HC Monday it was 80 degrees in Charlotte?!?!
HC cool?!?!

HC I wore some capris and a shirt!?!?!
HC not this one girl?!?!
HC she wore a white skirt?!!?
HC thin, cheap, cotton, white skirt!?!?!
HC WHAT IN THE NOVEMBER HELL?!?!?
HC it is still after Labor Day!?!?1
HC oh and she wore open toed, high heeled sandals?!!?
HC she thought she was too cute too because she kept getting up!?!?!?!?!
HC Sit Ya Azz Down!!?!?
HC this other girl wore a white skirt too!?!?!?
HC I sat at my desk shaking my head all day?!!??!
HC the other girl and her twin sister wear BLACK TIGHTS (THE THICKEST TIGHTS) EVERYDAY?!?!!?
HC yes even this summer?!!?!?
HC yes even with the white skirt!?!?!?
HC God help the fashionably dysfunctional!!?!?!?!!?!?
HC I am waiting for my food to finish cooking so I can eat and then go back to sleep?!!?!?
HC **listening to Donnie right now**?
HC he got soooooooo slept on!?!?!?