HC
I'm hotter than fish grease AND a pressing comb?
I've actually simmered down SOME?
the children of today who will be our 'leaders of tomorrow'?
notice the ' '?
yes indayummfdeed?
our students received their 9 weeks grades?
the girls on my team were instructed (by me of course) to show me their grades after homeroom to determine eligibility?
all of the girls came except 3?
DEMERITS?

this morning, I had to make an announcement for 2 of them to see me THIS MORNING?
1 of the 3 came before I made the announcement?
she asks me will she be able to perform even though she didn't show me her grades on yesterday?

after I averaged her grades....I told her sweetie, you aren't eligible ANYWAY?
ughhhhhhhhhhh?
that wasn't the KICKER?
DIS ONE CHICK DECIDES SHE WANTS TO FORGE A COUPLE OF HER TEACHER'S SIGNATURES (that they changed grades) TO REFLECT THAT SHE IS ELIGIBLE?
WTFreak?
WTH?
AM I FREAKIN' SUZIE SAUSAGE HEAD?
BOO BOO THE FOOL?
JACK AZZ?
HELLLLLLLLLLL NAW?
DIS CHICK SRATCHES OUT HER GRAD OF 'F' AND replaces it with a 'B'?
Den she scratches out 'failed nine weeks exam'?
SHE CHANGED 2 GRADES....YA'LL?
2 GRADES?
I told her, there is a policy/procedure we have to follow when changing grades?
I kindly took her report card and asked ONE of the teachers if he had changed the grade?
Needless to say, he had NOT?
I was boiling?
to make this long story short?
1. I had to write her up
2. The penalty is a suspension (3 days)
3. She is OFF my team (I ain't havin' dat chit)
4. She has her parade uniform in a box that she has yet to receive AND HAS NOT WORN?
MONEY DOWN THE MF DRAIN?
I wish her parent would contact me?
I have copies of the forged report card and the actual report card?
mess with me...I am NOT the one?
this chick is a Freshman and doesn't realize who she was dealing with?
SAYASAS?