GC Soap Opera - Page 3

FiReKraCkEr · #31 04-17-2003, 07:56 PM

"With KABillyMac, who had suddenly appeared out of nowhere! Everyone was so thrilled that he was alive after the tractor accident. But come to find out that it wasn't an accident, but someone tried to kill him.....it was...."

LeslieAGD · #32 04-17-2003, 08:09 PM

Tom Earp, who was always jealous of KABillyMac's proper grammer on GC. Not knowing that Tom is against him, Billy goes to give him a hi-five. But, Tom steps to the side causing Billy to trip and start a domino effect. He fell into CrimsonTide4, who spilled her drink on DeltAlum, who accidently elbowed Cream, who went sprawling backwards onto the munchies table. Chips flew everywhere and a bowl of dip was launched in the air and into the lap of...

AlphaGamDiva · #33 04-17-2003, 08:37 PM

ilovemyglo who, amazingly, needed cooling off from all that makin out with SigmaChiCard. She immediately jumped up, ran over to Billy to make sure he was ok, then proceeded to tell Tom to.......

Peaches-n-Cream · #34 04-17-2003, 09:58 PM

help Cream who was covered in chips and dips and salsa. So Tom says, "Yada, yada, yada, I must help Cream, yada, yada, yada." Just as Tom tried to assist Cream ...

librasoul22 · #35 04-17-2003, 10:51 PM

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Originally posted by Cream
help Cream who was covered in chips and dips and salsa. So Tom says, "Yada, yada, yada, I must help Cream, yada, yada, yada." Just as Tom tried to assist Cream ...

Optimist Prime comes and says HANDS OFF Earp Boy! She's MINE! Tom says "CRANIAL RECTOSIS! NOT the best of the best! Googly moogly! Hiiiiya!" and bashes a beer bottle over Optimist Primes head. Luckily, OP had on his steel skully so he was unhurt. They were just about to go at it when the door flew open and....

Peaches-n-Cream · #36 04-17-2003, 11:14 PM

the V's and all of the anti-greeks show up to ruin the greekchatters' party and destroy greeklife all over the world. OP and the Earpman put their differences aside. All the Greekchatters unite to...

justamom · #37 04-18-2003, 07:14 AM

Cream-the V's and all of the anti-greeks show up to ruin the greekchatters' party and destroy greeklife all over the world. OP and the Earpman put their differences aside. All the Greekchatters unite to...

... sing a chorus of "We Are the World", when SIMON walks by and says "That is possibly the most horrendous rendition I have ever heard." Not to be daunted, librasoul22 and KillarneyRose rush forward with...

librasoul22 · #38 04-18-2003, 01:16 PM

the remainder of the chips and salsa to pour over the intruders. Then Tom Earp takes more beer bottles and smashes them over v's/antigreeks heads. After the disruption was over, the party resumed. KSigRC rolled thru in his pimped out PABST truck and next thing you know...

ilovemyglo · #39 04-18-2003, 01:39 PM

Carnation, having had too many virgin daquiris, began stripping her shirt off. First went her shoes, then her socks, then her....

Dionysus · #40 04-18-2003, 01:45 PM

earrings, she has had enough of Fred Hatchett's preaching that if you join a GLO you will fry in hell, so she put's up her dukes and take a few a shots at Freddy. With KR and LS22 pouring chips and salsa on the intruders, Tom smashing beer bottles on the Vs and anti-greeks head, and carnation whooping Fred Hatchet's a$$, a RIOT breaks out.........

Peaches-n-Cream · #41 04-18-2003, 01:53 PM

Carnation's daughter stops her from further embarassment. Carnation was only trying to relive her party girl days at the Lambda Chi Alpha house at the University of Arkansas. "I'm just having some fun!" Suddenly all of the women from GC start singing, "Girls just wanna have Fun!" in the middle of a riot!

Simon the grouch says, "This is incredible, incredibly awful!"

Paula says, "I think that they show a lot of potential and great energy."

Randy says, "Yeah dawg yeah!"

The riot continues...

SATX*APhi · #42 04-18-2003, 02:11 PM

until the cops show up and arrest everyone. Everyone is in the same holding cell, all GC'ers, the V's, non-Greeks, and even some other random people who managed to slip into the party. Earp, Kitso, KABilly, OptimistPrime, and a few other male GC'ers decide to approach these randoms and........

AlphaGamDiva · #43 04-18-2003, 02:15 PM

play a good old fashioned game of paper-rock-scissors....a game of strategy, skill, and hand-eye coordination. all of the GC men win their rounds....all but Tom who was distracted by

AXJules · #44 04-18-2003, 02:18 PM

A huge she/he leaning through the bars of the next cell.
"Hey big boy..." it called to Tom. "You new in these parts?? I'm Teddie.....but you can just call me the welcoming committee.."

Tom didn't like this one bit. In fact, he was so freaked out that he....

SATX*APhi · #45 04-18-2003, 02:23 PM

swore if anyone told the shim about the cigar shop, he would take them out himself! He didn't want a Monica Lewinsky happening up in the cell, especially with a shim. Just then, John shows up to bail out all of the GC'ers, which left the V's, non-Greeks, and randoms still in jail. Next thing you know......