Bawdy Songs

[DeltaEtaKP]

Is Phi Mu Honey..
She's a Cuddle Bunny,
She's a Phi Mu Honey
She's a Classy gal, gal, gal, gal
I've got a notion
That she's hip to devotion
She really raises your morale
But when it comes to lovin'
She's a human oven
Her kisses are divine, 'vine, 'vine, 'vine
Boys grow older (or bolder???)
As they long to hold her
Most any old time.
So if you wanna date a Phi Mu,
You gotta be ten times better
Than the other guys
Who call her Cuddle Bunny,
She's a Phi Mu Honey.
She's a classy gal
We really mean it
ba-da-da-doom
She's a classy gal
Yeah!

[Sister Havana]

Originally posted by PM_Mama00

Here's to brotehr xxx brother xxx brother xxx
So here's to brother xxx who's with us tonite
He's happy he's jolly
He's horny by golly
etc......

We do this one in APO.

[phimu_za]

Hey all ... new here and had to share. It's not really bawdy, but a good one for sisterhood.

We learned a chant from a chapter consultant (early 90s) that we used during rush (after the selection and all that was done and we were so sick of praying to make quota, not when rushees were present). It lists the only other three sororities we had at our school, and I'm sure you could substitute any you have at yours. We all got down on our knees, hands flat on the floor, and beat a steady rhythm to the chanting, which starts at a whisper.

Damn damn damn the A-Chi-Os
To hell with the TriDelts too
To the Zetas and the rest
'Cause we know we are the best
We are the high and mighty chapter of Phi Mu

You keep repeating it, and each time you get faster and louder until you're screaming and beating the floor.

It's a great stress reliever, and as long as your windows are closed, no one outside can tell what you're saying.