Annoying girl things - Page 3

Excelsior301 · #31 09-16-2002, 09:53 PM

I must admit that I complain alot, and the tiniest thing hurts me. But I'm a delicate female

I can't help it

librasoul22 · #32 09-17-2002, 12:07 AM

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Originally posted by lovelyivy84
I swear, men SAY they hate whining but do SO MUCH of it.

That's it! The world is ROUND I tell you!!!

So much truth has never been uttered before now!!!

Some women talk about their breasts because some women are self-concious. In the media, EVERYWHERE, women with big, overinflated breasts are worshipped. So the other 99% of women are realistic....most of their breasts do not resemble what they see in the media.

Men? Men know also that SIZE matters. However, men are in denial. And women (9 times out of 10) will not tell you that your penis is small. SOME women...FAKE orgasms! Did you know? Yes, it's true! So men think they have big penises. Uh...no. See y'all don't have to be self-concious because most women are gentle creatures...not out to destroy your healthy self-image.

Now...me? I will throw a man out. I am real. SIZE MATTERS. Girls, it is nice of us to tell the guys that it doesn't, isn't it? But it is not right. They are getting a false sense of security. We are doing them a disservice. And a guy would NEVER admit to himself that he has a small penis! Whaaa? The penis could look like a Centrum vitamin, but ask that man, and he is a STALLION!

And not all women go for the "nice guys". Why do you think the bad boys are the sex symbols? Men who think that women go for the nice guys are just trying to justify their own single status. Ah...those women...they don't want a REAL man like me, they want a NICE GUY to walk all over. WRONG. Women want a man who is GENUINE. Simple.

Really. Guys...girls...not that difficult. Stop trying to figure it out. If you think you have it all figured out? Stop lying to yourself. Me? I gave up long ago, thus my happiness today, lol.

Hootie · #33 09-17-2002, 12:10 AM

BRAVO! WELL SAID!

I wonder what my Communications and Human Relations class would think of your ideas ~

Hootie

Rudey · #34 09-17-2002, 12:15 AM

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Originally posted by librasoul22

Men? Men know also that SIZE matters. However, men are in denial. And women (9 times out of 10) will not tell you that your penis is small.

You should know that a lot of guys aren't small...the girls they're with are..."big". If any girls are worried or interested, look up kegel exercises.

-Rudey
--one, two, three squeeze.

lovelyivy84 · #35 09-17-2002, 12:18 AM

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Originally posted by Rudey

You should know that a lot of guys aren't small...the girls they're with are..."big". If any girls are worried or interested, look up kegel exercises.

-Rudey
--one, two, three squeeze.

Hey, whatever makes you feel better about yourself sweetie. This is one thing where the err...empirical data...doesn't lie

librasoul22 · #36 09-17-2002, 12:19 AM

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Originally posted by Rudey

You should know that a lot of guys aren't small...the girls they're with are..."big". If any girls are worried or interested, look up kegel exercises.

-Rudey
--one, two, three squeeze.

Hit close to home, did it? It's okay! There are surely some exercises that help guys, too!

Rudey · #37 09-17-2002, 12:30 AM

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Originally posted by librasoul22

Hit close to home, did it? It's okay! There are surely some exercises that help guys, too!

No, it hit nowhere close to home for me. I know enough about myself to know what I can and cannot brag about. Now if every guy you've been with has a size problem maybe it's important to examine yourself. It's like when the crazy guy in the hospital considers the rest of the world to be insane because they don't understand why he likes to eat human flesh.

-Rudey
--I enjoy this lovely spat of school boy humor but I'm off to bed before work. James is the workout expert so I'm sure he will answer all your questions about Kegels while I am away ladies.

librasoul22 · #38 09-17-2002, 01:18 AM

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Originally posted by Rudey

No, it hit nowhere close to home for me. I know enough about myself to know what I can and cannot brag about. Now if every guy you've been with has a size problem maybe it's important to examine yourself. It's like when the crazy guy in the hospital considers the rest of the world to be insane because they don't understand why he likes to eat human flesh.

-Rudey
--I enjoy this lovely spat of school boy humor but I'm off to bed before work. James is the workout expert so I'm sure he will answer all your questions about Kegels while I am away ladies.

Actually, I am not promiscuious enough to be considered an expert. I have only been in contact with one man who didn't measure up, and that was based on SIGHT, not FEELING (or lack thereof). It won't even get to the point of wondering who is too big, not big enough, whatever. SIGHT.

I am almost positive that a woman will look at a man's penis before they begin to have intercourse. I can't speak for the rest of the women, but for me, seeing is believing. And you have a growing streak of weird, irrelevant analogies. Starting a collection?

-Rudey
--engaging in pissing contests with James at every opportunity.

uptown_girl · #39 09-17-2002, 02:51 AM

There was a great article in Men's Health magazine a while ago (2001) that I thought was SO perfect. I won't bore you all with every entry, but here's a few:

50 things she wishes You Knew

1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how i look.
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
30. I want to be Madonna.
33. you're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
34. I need to hear how you fell about me. Often. Tell me now.
35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.
50. You should know all this and more without my telling you.

It basically goes on, saying stuff you've already mentioned, and stereotypical girl things that most of us wish we weren't guilty of thinking, but many of us still do. Just thought I'd share.

swissmiss04 · #40 09-17-2002, 12:17 PM

There's been a thread on this before, but I'll reiterate...it's not what you have, it's how you use it!!! And the same people who complain about stuff girls do are the same people who couldn't get any to save their life because of their narrowmindedness. Stop complaining and admire them for their differences. Very seldom (in fact, pretty much never) do I ever male-bash, because I realize that complaining accomplishes nothing. They're different. So what? Just get over it and move on!

alphaiota · #41 09-17-2002, 01:32 PM

to a degree you are right about it bieng more on how they use it over the size. i've met some guys who have a huge piece, but have no clue what they are doing with it. i've met guys who have smallER pieces who can use it. but basically if it doesn't hit the G spot, it doesn't make a difference. as long as the girl gets hers, then we don't have a problem with the size, cuz we know they can use it. oh and for girls, why make the men do all the work in sex. learn to get on top and learn to do it right. it will surprise the man and make him really want to come back for more.

shelley j
sigma k

Dionysus · #42 09-17-2002, 01:34 PM

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Originally posted by alphaiota
to a degree you are right about it bieng more on how they use it over the size. i've met some guys who have a huge piece, but have no clue what they are doing with it. i've met guys who have smallER pieces who can use it. but basically if it doesn't hit the G spot, it doesn't make a difference. as long as the girl gets hers, then we don't have a problem with the size, cuz we know they can use it. oh and for girls, why make the men do all the work in sex. learn to get on top and learn to do it right. it will surprise the man and make him really want to come back for more.

shelley j
sigma k

GOOD L*RD!!!

Optimist Prime · #43 09-17-2002, 01:39 PM

I need to call that freshman girl before she gets fat.

alphaiota · #44 09-17-2002, 01:39 PM

Good Lord what?
i'm not saying i've slept with all these guys. heavens no!

girls talk and we find these things out.
please....i have better taste than that.

shelley j
sigma k

Dionysus · #45 09-17-2002, 01:41 PM

It was at your honesty.