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06-25-2002, 09:28 PM
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Originally posted by DST Love
Hey ya'll, I'm so sorry for posting this but it was just too ironic to me that I received this joke in my e-mail today. I know it's not the same thing but just the same subject. So here goes:
Butt Cheek
A young lady got into a terrible car accident. Her face was
burned terribly. The doctors couldn't use any skin on her body to
graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery. As a result, her
husband offered the skin off his butt for the surgery. She had
the surgery and was as beautiful after as she was before the
surgery.
One night she and her husband were watching TV when she broke
down crying. "What's the matter?" her husband asked.
She said "I can't believe you did this for me."
Her husband hugged her and replied, "Don't worry about it, I love
you, and I'd do anything for you."
But how will I ever repay you?" she asked.
With which he replied, "You don't need to repay me, you wouldn't
believe the satisfaction I get every time I see your mom kiss you
on the cheek."
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I know I haven't posted in awhile but,
Oh my goodness, I can't breathe!..................this whole thread (especially this story) has me rollin...(ctfu).............
(Eastcoast Sunshine overdoing it with the smilies)
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06-25-2002, 09:44 PM
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from butt cuttin' ground zero.. Birmingham AL
These Edwina Scissorhandz females are just crazy... If we flip it.. you'll see the light...
If a dude cut a hoarz breast off just because she cheated, he'd never see the light outside his padded room or jail cell again..
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06-25-2002, 09:47 PM
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that's one way to looka at it
Tell em, Swamp... tell em...
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06-25-2002, 09:48 PM
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and on the real..
We assume infedelity and abuse because that makes sense.. But, just like the white Lady who drowned her 5 kids.... SOME FOLKS ARE JUST CRAZY AND THERE IS NO LOGIC TO WHAT THEY DID !!!!
cut off a whole arse? 
How does dude do #2 from now on the rest of his life...
His 'BUCKET SEATS' ain't NO GUUD no mo in his Auto..
All his pants have to be retailored...
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06-25-2002, 09:49 PM
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Another Possible Reason & Response to Swamp
continued from yesterday,
he could have called out the wrong name in the passionate moment and she decided to literally "fix his ass."  
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SWAMP THANG said:
We assume infedelity and abuse because that makes sense.. But, just like the white Lady who drowned her 5 kids.... SOME FOLKS ARE JUST CRAZY AND THERE IS NO LOGIC TO WHAT THEY DID !!!!
cut off a whole arse?
How does dude do #2 from now on the rest of his life...
His 'BUCKET SEATS' ain't NO GUUD no mo in his Auto..
All his pants have to be retailored...
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CTFU @ you. The funniest part is the pants having to be retailored.
I am thinking of the scene in Friday when the dad got bit in the azz by the dog and was laying face down for the whole day.
Phone Convo with his Boys:
Butt No Mo Man: What you doing?
Friend: Sitting around on my azz!! What about you?
Butt No Mo Man: Aaaaaw man, I can't even do that no more, namean?
CTFU
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Last edited by CrimsonTide4; 06-25-2002 at 09:54 PM.
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06-26-2002, 06:51 AM
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The victim, Rodney Outlaw, 25, regained consciousness some time later, and drove about nine miles (15 kilometers) to the nearest home.
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I just have one word for this... HOW?!?!
...i guess there really are no if, and, nor butts... im sorry lol
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06-26-2002, 07:02 AM
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Re: Another Possible Reason & Response to Swamp
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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Phone Convo with his Boys:
Butt No Mo Man: What you doing?
Friend: Sitting around on my azz!! What about you?
Butt No Mo Man: Aaaaaw man, I can't even do that no more, namean?
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LMAO!!!!
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06-26-2002, 09:49 PM
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Originally posted by Honeykiss1974
Hmmm,
Well, I guess there will be no more BOOTY calls for him 
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NOW YOU KNOW YOU WAS WRONG !!!
** CTFU **
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06-26-2002, 09:52 PM
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You know what else. . .
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06-27-2002, 02:30 AM
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Well, if he ever got into a fight, he would ALWAYS win. he will never have to go around saying "man, that dude kicked my a$$"
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06-27-2002, 03:03 AM
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Ya'll so silly! 
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06-27-2002, 10:17 AM
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Hmmmm, he can't ever tell anyone "kiss my a$$"
I wonder what he will say ? 
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06-27-2002, 10:47 AM
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By the way, was she a sistah?
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06-27-2002, 02:15 PM
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STOP!!!
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Originally posted by Honeykiss1974
Hmmmm, he can't ever tell anyone "kiss my a$$"
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Ya'll need to stop with the no a$$ jokes before I get fired.
Jeez!!!
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06-27-2002, 03:39 PM
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Re: You know what else. . .
LMAO - That is too funny!!!
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