From "The Book of Horrible questions"

[SkeeWee14]

Soror Ideal08,

He'll cook, clean, and massage your feet before you go to bed (which makes him priceless), but since he's currently a GROWN man with a cold that wouldn't phase a three year old...he's cranky, whiney, and telling me what his momma would do if she were here. All of this is why I'm willing to cut a deal with you to take him off my hands . So how much will you charge me? And I don't mind if you torture him a little bit .

[MS.REVLON]

# 2 looks tempting. But I don't think so. Maybe double it and it's a thought.

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by SkeeWee14
Soror Ideal08,

He'll cook, clean, and massage your feet before you go to bed (which makes him priceless), but since he's currently a GROWN man with a cold that wouldn't phase a three year old...he's cranky, whiney, and telling me what his momma would do if she were here. All of this is why I'm willing to cut a deal with you to take him off my hands . So how much will you charge me? And I don't mind if you torture him a little bit .

Aight Soror, tell you what. You send him to me. The nightly foot massage makes him FREE. Well, almost. You know nothing in life is free. In return, I will send you Loverman. You train him to give foot massages nightly, and I will cut that 'my mama this' mess right out! Wha'dayasay?

[thesweetestone]

Originally posted by lil_sunshine


Hey pointNclick, guess what? My father used to be a CO in Riker's Island! He retired in 1997 or 1998. It's pure hell living with him on a day to day basis b/c he used to bring the work home with him and he still thinks of everyone in my house as the dang inmates! Believe me, I've escaped quite a few times and he doesn't bother to say anything anymore b/c he knows I'm too old to be telling what and what not to do (I'm 24), especially since I have no kids or any other attachments like that!

I just happy to know I'm not the only 24 year old still living with my parents and catching hell!!

To the questions:

1) That's just too mean for me.

2) That almost sounds like a vacation.

3) Living with my parents is all the jail I can take.

4) same as #3

[Sexy Mocha]

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