Someone Needs to Invent . . .

[Honeykiss1974]

An automatic hairstyler (as seen on The Simpsons) It would resemble a hooded hair dryer. All you would do is input the type of hairstyle that you wanted (i.e. a shiny sleek flatiron or a roller wrap) sit in the chair, place the hood over your head and VOILA!!!!

5 minutes later you are ready to go!

[abaici]

Originally posted by korkscru

An automatic dinner-cooking machine---you know, like the automatic coffee maker. With this invention, all you would need to do is punch in what you want for dinner that day and what time and it will be ready whenever you and your family get home.

I immediately thought of the Jetson's. LOL.


Hmm. That driving machine sounds pretty great. I hate driving!

[abaici]

WOW!! CHURCH! It reminds me of this doll I saw in stores during Christmas time. It was called Mr. Terrific or something like that. Anyway, you push him and he makes comments such as, "No honey, I don't need to watch the game. We can watch whatever you want." It was pretty funny!

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4











Can I get a YAY MEN!!!

[smiley21]

1) car tailgating system- for those idiots who pull up too close at red lights. whenever someone behind you stops way too close, a loud obnoxious sound emerges hummiliating the tailgater.


2) the turn signal blocking device- this will teach people to always use the turn signal. the car will not turn without first putting on the turn signal

[Nubian]

A Talking license So when somebody gets to running off at the mouth or talking crazy, you can revoke or suspend their license. Something that would force people to think before they speak.

[aephi alum]

A whiny-little-brat silencer. So when there's some little kid screaming and carrying on at the next table in the restaurant, and his parents are taking no notice, you can just *zap* and the kid gets instant laryngitis. Ah, blissful quiet...

A transporter beam, like the ones on Star Trek. I'd love to just be able to beam to work...

A radar detector that can detect instant-on radar even when it's off.

An anti-tailgating device. When someone is hanging 2 inches off your back bumper at 75mph on the interstate, it automatically triggers the release of a box of nails onto the road immediately behind your car.

I'll take some of those anti-procrastinating pills too. I've been putting off taking my certification exam for months now. And I could definitely use that He-mote Control!

[texas*princess]

hi ladies!!!!

sorry to crash your board, but this thread is TERRIFIC!!!

I have an item I would like to be invented:

* A 'School House Rocks" series for college courses!!!! This would make studying for finals fun *AND* entertaining!!!

[smiley21]

1) instant parent slapper- do you ever walk into a public area and see a parent that just lets their child scream and whine as if they didnt care? did you ever want to give that parents a piece of your mind? well, with just a clever push of a button, this parent will get a good slap in the face that literally came out of nowhere. get instant satisfaction as you watch these parents that do wont to take care of their child get what they never saw coming: a good slap in the face.

2) b*tch be gone spray- ever have a confrontation with a girl that wont get out of your face? just a quick spray will cause her to disappear into thin air.

3) my baby's daddy monitor- a tracking device is inserted into the man at puberty. this device is on endless supply. there is one for each sperm. upon sex, the device/sperm is planted in the woman. when the baby is born, the male can be easily found (in case he decides to run) dna tests will soon become a thing of the past. many more single moms can now say, 'hello child support!!'



dont ask how i thought of it. i am sleep deprived right now

[#1 Leading Lady]

Originally posted by smiley21
1) instant parent slapper- do you ever walk into a public area and see a parent that just lets their child scream and whine as if they didnt care? did you ever want to give that parents a piece of your mind? well, with just a clever push of a button, this parent will get a good slap in the face that literally came out of nowhere. get instant satisfaction as you watch these parents that do wont to take care of their child get what they never saw coming: a good slap in the face.

2) b*tch be gone spray- ever have a confrontation with a girl that wont get out of your face? just a quick spray will cause her to disappear into thin air.

3) my baby's daddy monitor- a tracking device is inserted into the man at puberty. this device is on endless supply. there is one for each sperm. upon sex, the device/sperm is planted in the woman. when the baby is born, the male can be easily found (in case he decides to run) dna tests will soon become a thing of the past. many more single moms can now say, 'hello child support!!'



dont ask how i thought of it. i am sleep deprived right now

Thank you, I will take one of each please.

[UpPinkies]

Originally posted by texas*princess


* A 'School House Rocks" series for college courses!!!! This would make studying for finals fun *AND* entertaining!!!

Yes, I just saw that movie this weekend and the same idea came to mind. It would help that Jack Black was teaching in class also.

[Ideal08]

1) a home sinus drainage system. Like a little tube I can insert into my nostrils into each of my sinus cavities and vacuum out all of the mucus. Then after that, I can spray the saline solution up there to make sure it's clear. Voila! No more head congestion and no medicine to do it!

2) Dream recorder. Almost like the Matrix, you can not only see the dream world, you can record it. That way, instead of trying to explain the images from our dreams, we could actually SHOW people. Little electrodes that you stick to your head prior to falling asleep. The cords are hooked to a computer or a TV or a VCR type device. You would never forget your dreams or think that you didn't have a dream because all of the images would be caught on tape. I can't remember if the movie The Cell had something like this or not.

[ladylike]

Originally posted by Ideal08


2) Dream recorder. Almost like the Matrix, you can not only see the dream world, you can record it. That way, instead of trying to explain the images from our dreams, we could actually SHOW people. Little electrodes that you stick to your head prior to falling asleep. The cords are hooked to a computer or a TV or a VCR type device. You would never forget your dreams or think that you didn't have a dream because all of the images would be caught on tape. I can't remember if the movie The Cell had something like this or not.

This would be perfect for me! Sometimes I have moments of deja vu where I'm thinking I had dreamed the event only for it to occur several days later.

[Conskeeted7]

A car that stays warm when it's cold outside and cool when it's hot.

It's only November and I'm already tired of riding around in a cold car for 5 minutes until it warms up.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Conskeeted7
A car that stays warm when it's cold outside and cool when it's hot.

It's only November and I'm already tired of riding around in a cold car for 5 minutes until it warms up.

GOOD ONE!!!!

[tinydancer]

Originally posted by Ideal08
1) 2) Dream recorder. Almost like the Matrix, you can not only see the dream world, you can record it. That way, instead of trying to explain the images from our dreams, we could actually SHOW people. Little electrodes that you stick to your head prior to falling asleep. The cords are hooked to a computer or a TV or a VCR type device. You would never forget your dreams or think that you didn't have a dream because all of the images would be caught on tape. I can't remember if the movie The Cell had something like this or not.

I definitely want one of those! I have really peculiar dreams and my friends think I make that stuff up.