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04-25-2012, 03:17 PM
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I killed a snowman.
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04-25-2012, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by indygphib
I killed a snowman.
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poor frosty 
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04-25-2012, 03:25 PM
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I kicked a gangsta
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04-25-2012, 03:28 PM
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I raped a teletubby. Uncomfortable.
Psi U MC Vito, you were born one day after I was.
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04-25-2012, 04:40 PM
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I stabbed my snowman.
Great, the ghost of Burl Ives is now going to haunt me, now that he knows one of his brothers stabbed a snowman.
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04-25-2012, 07:58 PM
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Da fuq?
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Originally Posted by alexkos77
How about you guys go to college for some years study and keep studying me I no do nothing my friends and when finish colleGe you guys work for me ....sounds fair?
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I kicked a Teletubby.
(Betchur ass I would, too!)
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04-26-2012, 02:13 PM
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I kissed Chris Brown.
Goddammit.
Those bruises I have from that little incident I had with a law dictionary and a high shelf might start to look bit suspect...
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04-26-2012, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by GammaPhi88
I kissed Chris Brown.
Goddammit.
Those bruises I have from that little incident I had with a law dictionary and a high shelf might start to look bit suspect...
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Damn it I almost cracked up 5 feet from my prof.
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04-26-2012, 08:49 PM
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mine is..."I banged a condom" yeah |
Me too, what does that actually mean?
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04-27-2012, 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by moe.ron
Me too, what does that actually mean?
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Maybe they're referring to taking a hammer and literally banging the condom. Though the much sicker part of my mind thinks something that I don't feel like I can post on this forum. All I will say is I get how the guy would do it, but I'm lost as to how it would apply to a female.
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04-27-2012, 12:25 AM
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Originally Posted by GammaPhi88
Maybe they're referring to taking a hammer and literally banging the condom. Though the much sicker part of my mind thinks something that I don't feel like I can post on this forum. All I will say is I get how the guy would do it, but I'm lost as to how it would apply to a female.
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Please enlighten me.
How could a guy bang (have sex with) a condom?
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04-27-2012, 12:46 AM
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I smoked with a condom. Apparently I'm dumb. 
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04-27-2012, 05:52 PM
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I smoked with a condom. Apparently I'm dumb. |
Two old women are smoking walking down the street when it begins to rain. The first woman takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and puts it over her cigarette. The second woman asked her what it was and the first woman said, "It's a condom, you can get them at just about any gas station, and they work great for keeping your cigarette dry in the rain." So a little while later the second old woman walked into a gas station and said she needs a condom, the clerk asked her what size and she says, "Just one big enough to fit a Camel."
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04-28-2012, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted by PiKA2001
Please enlighten me.
How could a guy bang (have sex with) a condom?
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It made a lot more sense when I was deep in the abyss of studying for my property law final. The next morning not so much.
Maybe he shot the condom with a gun. And it went bang.
I'm overthinking this.
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04-27-2012, 12:19 AM
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I kicked yo momma!
At least it makes sense but I wonder who's momma.
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