Ugliest/Most Horrible Paraphenalia you've ever seen?

[DZsis&mom]

Originally Posted by NutBrnHair

This charming outfit was being sold online as a "gameday" dress for $75.

I fell out of my chair!!! LOL

[33girl]

Originally Posted by TSteven

I liked those shirts.

No, you liked what was IN those shirts. They definitely accentuated those.

Sadly, it seems that Christopher Radko has not heard of ASA. This is one of those times when being in a smaller sorority is DA BOMB.

[aephi alum]

Originally Posted by DeltaBetaBaby

Why is that turtle in an inner tube?

Because, as part of Delta Zeta's initiation, you have to spend 24 hours in an inner tube in the middle of the ocean somewhere. I think chapters in landlocked states are supposed to use the nearest lake.



Seriously, those are some fugly ornaments. I shudder to think what AEPhi's ornament would look like.

[AOII Angel]

I have always hated that AOII panda ornament. It looks like an ugly boy, and that sweater makes it look fat, if a panda can look fat.

[AXEling]

Originally Posted by AOII Angel

I have always hated that AOII panda ornament. It looks like an ugly boy, and that sweater makes it look fat, if a panda can look fat.

Is it bad that I interpreted the look in his eyes as either imminent murder or imminent molestation?

ETA: That was probably a really, really bad phrasing, but it just looks creepy to me. I'm also slightly loopy right now =/

[naraht]

That turtle is scary, though I still think the Panda is worse...

[naraht]

Originally Posted by aephi alum

Because, as part of Delta Zeta's initiation, you have to spend 24 hours in an inner tube in the middle of the ocean somewhere. I think chapters in landlocked states are supposed to use the nearest lake.



Seriously, those are some fugly ornaments. I shudder to think what AEPhi's ornament would look like.

As best as I can tell, the nearest lake to Miami University where Delta Zeta was founded is Acton Lake about 5 miles north of town and it isn't until you get to the 9th chapter (U of Washington) that you get to a school whose chapter can properly use an ocean.

Note, there is actually a google hit for "Christopher Radko" and "Alpha Phi Omega", but fortunately it isn't Ornament related. (APO brother on LinkedIn.)

[IrishLake]

Originally Posted by DeltaBetaBaby

Why is that turtle in an inner tube?

lmao. Yeah, those are horrible looking!

[NinjaPoodle]

That poor turtle.

[melindawarren]

Originally Posted by aephi alum

Seriously, those are some fugly ornaments. I shudder to think what AEPhi's ornament would look like.

A latke with letters? I have no clue...but it makes me grateful that I don't have a tree!

[AOII Angel]

Originally Posted by AXEling

Is it bad that I interpreted the look in his eyes as either imminent murder or imminent molestation?

ETA: That was probably a really, really bad phrasing, but it just looks creepy to me. I'm also slightly loopy right now =/

Originally Posted by naraht

That turtle is scary, though I still think the Panda is worse...

I agree. It looks deceptively non-objectionable, but oh no...it's heinous. You're right, though, the eyes are down right evil.

[southbymidwest]

Yeahhhh, I thought KD's looks like brains (how the hell one can discern that that thing is a rose) in a nautilus (looks more like a ram's horn to me) looked pretty horrible, but Alpha Phi's green goblins on letters (what are those things, really?) ranks right up there with the DZ turtle in an inner tube.

[AOII Angel]

Originally Posted by southbymidwest

Yeahhhh, I thought KD's looks like brains (how the hell one can discern that that thing is a rose) in a nautilus (looks more like a ram's horn to me) looked pretty horrible, but Alpha Phi's green goblins on letters (what are those things, really?) ranks right up there with the DZ turtle in an inner tube.

Yeah, the APhi one kinda looks like pus oozing out of the letters. Ick. The Zeta crown is pretty bad too. I've never seen them have a crown with a bouffant gold pouf in the middle. The ermine along the bottom doesn't help. Apparently Radko doesn't know when to stop.

[Leslie Anne]

Here's the rest of the collection for your "enjoyment".




How he was able to screw up an anchor is beyond me.

A Delta Zeta coat-of-arms. Perhaps an attempt at an apology?

[Leslie Anne]

Tri Delt and Pi Phi both got 2 designs. Lucky!





Strange that Radko left out 10 NPCs. Not that that's a bad thing though.

There are a few for some NIC fraternities that I won't bother with but I will include the one NPHC that I was able to find.