I just want to say that I haven't laughed so hard over a thread in a minute. I couldn't breathe, I was lmao so hard. Oh, the hilarity.
Why do we constantly complain about the beauty shop, but still go?
Why don't ALL Black people keep lotion with them? You KNOW there is a chance you will be ashy at some point during the day?
Why don't your people go shopping before they get on the talk show? If you KNOW you gon' be on national TV, please, have some pride about yourself.
Why do people insist on being seen with ashy lips? Either KEEP lickin' 'em, or get some Carmex.
Why do your people talk so much in the movies? And at the screen, no doubt? Why do we do that?
Why do we love black people's commentaries at the movies, though? Why we get pissed when the one white couple in the theater says SHH!! We know they right, we just mad, cuz we wanna talk.
Why do ghetto pregnant women wear jeans unzipped under the belly? Come on now...
Why do people let they kids run around with snot in they nose???
You don't have a nasty nose, why Jr gotta be snotty?
Why do women put rhinestones in their hair?? I think that is so uncute. But money is worse...
Why do men try to holla when they are on a bike? What, you gon' give me a ride?
Why are your people content with the ghetto? Don't you ever want to leave? Or fix it, or something.
Why do black peeps in the suburbs want to go to the hood and sell drugs?
Wasn't that the point of your parents moving OUT of the hood, so you wouldn't have to deal with it?
Why are Joan's (Girlfriends) eyes so big? Has anyone ever seen her father? Diana's eyes are not that big.
Why at the Wizards game the other night, when Kelly Price sang the national anthem, didn't they show her from the waist down? Did they do that on purpose???
Why are Brandy's eyes so far apart? She looks like a dinosaur. And I'm her fan, lol.
Why hasn't she come out with another album? Is she JUST modeling now?
Why Fabolous gotta spell his name in EVERY song, when it's spelled wrong?
Why can't Whitney pull it together? Can we please get an E! True Hollywood Story, or does she have to die/recover first? But recover from what? Her spokesperson said she's stressed. So can we get the story or what?
Why does Brian McKnight use JACKED UP logic for his reason for not voting? He doesn't vote b/c he will always be in the highest tax bracket, so it doesn't matter to him who's in office??? WTF? Bill Gates don't vote either, I guess, right? Man, really now, WTF?
Why does 112 refuse to get back to the basics? Do another CD like your 1st one, please, just for me. Why can't groups stick to the original form? Ballads, people, just ballads.
Why do people like to keep their pregnancy a secret, if they are NOT going to have an abortion? You do know that your belly's gonna grow, right?
Is Jaleel White's show still on? If not, where is he at?
Does Malik Yoba have a job? What about Tommy from Martin? Where he at? And hell, while we're at it, what's up with Cole? Are these brothas workin?
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