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Facebook Statuses
So yea....I was sitting here looking like this and got bored so I figured I'd start a thead about the funniest facebook statuses I've seen...my friends are some characters...if you dnt find them to be funny, lo siento (sorry), but I sure do!
*From 4/20......"I hope you all get so high that you fall down and break your necks."
*From 4/20....."____is laughing at all the people who "smoked it up" yesterday...have fun with your ugly black shriveled up lungs...lets see how long they keep you...smh"
*..."hey you with the face...im gonna punch you in the ovary."
*"____just tripped and then looked back at it...ugh!...i said i wasnt gon do that no more...stoopid hoe!"
*..."you are a loser, yo mama is a loser, yo daddy, well, he fine!...but yo sister is a loser and yo brother is a loser!"
*"......so how bout we holding car wash signs on the road side and some genius says 'Let me see yo tatties!'...and then lifted his shirt...really?!"
*"___is about to take a swag nap"*
*"___is like...why ppl keep asking me to help them with math work??...I KNOW HOW TO READ!! Call me when u have a ppr, better yet a poem...mama dnt do numbers"
Lol!...That's all I have for now...what funny statuses have you seen?!
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