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Should I be concerned with a pandemic of Rain Man Syndrome hitting the U.S. I'm just saying I want to be prepared.
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Be afraid.....be VERY afraid.
This is WORSE than the bird flu.
More terrible than SARS.
Scarier than COOTIES.
And like many other ailments, a song has been produced to raise awareness and funds to rid the human race of this awful disease. The song is entitled, "Blame it on the Rain Man" and it's only $9.99 at Best Buy!
I'm heading to the doctor right now to get some antibiotics to try and get rid of it. Until then I'll have to be placed under quarantine. I'll have a place at the bottom of my door so that folks can slide in food, beverages, and reading literature for me to consume while I wait for the coast to be clear. (Sammiches, red Kool-Aid, Cake and African-American literature would be greatly appreciated)