Are you going to HELL!?

[MSSTCY1]

I'm down in the 8th level.... that was a nice way to start the day

[AXJules]

Your coach awaits.



I changed it from an escalade to a H2----it has 2 fish tanks and strobe lights.


Don't be upset MSSTCY1, YOU CAN BE ON THE PARTY BUS! YAY, WE'RE GOING TO HELL!!

[mu_agd]

i'm heading to the third level...

axjules: can i catch a ride with you and then continue on after you reach your level??

[ilovemyglo]

srry

[ilovemyglo]

who would have guessed me as lustful!?


The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

[AXJules]

Originally posted by mu_agd
i'm heading to the third level...

axjules: can i catch a ride with you and then continue on after you reach your level??

You're more than welcome in the stretch H2...I GOT 3!!!

I'm currently looking into negotiating my way out of hell- possibly chauferring 24 hours a day for the rest of my afterlife or something?? Chauferring serial killers?? So you should get a ride to whatever level you need.
Of course since its HELL and everything some part of this will probably entail the H2 like running over me at the end of the day....whatevs, we'll play it by ear!

[ladyj39]

WTF???


The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Maybe because I wasn't raised in a religious family and don't go to church?

[Optimist Prime]

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

[Dionysus]

4th level of hell.

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their
punishment,
as
they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others
who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding
everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

[mrblonde]

malebolge for me...what, no one else thinks some people just deserve an ass kicking?

[AlphaSigOU]

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

[Lady Pi Phi]

Originally posted by mrblonde
malebolge for me...what, no one else thinks some people just deserve an ass kicking?

No, I thought the same thing and that's why I'm going to the 7th level of hell

[CC1GC]

Limbo for me, but i do think this survey is gender-biased.

[FeeFee]

I got sent to Purgatory!!!!

[AlphaGamDiva]

Originally posted by Kitso
well, at least i'll get to spend eternity with the girl that i'm crushin on....babe, if you're sittin shotgun, you're gonna be sittin in my lap

Originally posted by Shine
And who is THAT?

ahem, well, i think i'm gonna go out on a limb here and think that kitso was referring to the diva in his post (or he BEST be, anyway), and say:

hunnie, i'll sit on your lap anytime, anywhere.....(you think they'll play porn music in hades??)

Originally posted by Escalade Drivin Juuuuules
I'm sure seating arrangements with your butt buddy (and more) could be arranged.

You up for the ride????

hmmm....butt buddy.....more comments about my booty......this sucks.