TKE Chants...

[TKE627]

Drink Drink Drink Drink
Drank drank drank drank
Drunk drunk drunk drunk
Drunk last night
drank the night before
gonna drink to night like we never drank before
cause when we're drunk we're as happy as can be
we are the brothers of TKE
TKE is the best fraterniTY to ever hit the campus of St. Johns University
Drink Drink Drink Drink
Drank drank drank drank
Drunk drunk drunk drunk

A yellow bird
with a yellow bill
was sitting on
my window sill
I lured him in
with a piece of bread
AND THEN I SMASHED HIS F*CKING HEAD!!!

"Hidi hidi christ allmighty
who the hell are we
Sh*t f*ck, co*k suck
it's the brothers of TKE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Uno dos tres
weeeeeeeeepaaaaaaaaaaa
aight pussies!
What what what what what"
That must be yelled at the top of your lungs at any party you're blitzed at while soaking every one with your drinks

[Toby301]

Originally Posted by JonahTKE

I'm the "keeper of chants" for YZ chapter and here are a few of our personal favorites. (note the pirate chant is rather vulgar...read at risk of being offended)

"The pirate chant"

cut for brevity

There is a Dropkick Murphys song called "Johnny, I hardly Knew Ya." Tell me if this tune sounds familiar.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg_rf2d894k

[BackwoodTKE]

Breakdown:
(Leader) WHERE WERE YOU BORN?
(All) Born in the backwoods, raised by bears, got two sets of teeth and four coats of hair, got two steel balls, and a cast iron rod, im a mean mother fucker, im a TKE by god.

Drinking Song:
So heres to brother (name), brother (name), brother (name). So heres to brother (name) whos with us tonight. Hes happy, hes jolly, hes fucked up by golly, so heres to brother (name) whos with us tonight. So drink mother fucker, drink mother fucker... (repeat drink mother fucker till they finish)

Canal Street:
Canal street, canal street, the street that I adore, but ill be a son of a bitch if i can find a whore.
I found one, I found one, sitting on a rock, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can find my cock.
I found it, I found it, sitting in my hand, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can make it stand.
I made it stand, I made it stand, up to my chin, but ill be a son of a bitch if i can get it in.
I got it in, I got it in, up to her snout, but ill be a son of a bitch if I can get it out.
I got it out, i got it out, now its all red and sore.
The moral of the story is you NEVER FUCK A WHORE

[tkehippy06]

At the Nu Lambda chapter, we really don't do too many chants. But we do a couple that are already mentioned here.

Born on a Mountaintop:
Born on a mountaintop, raised by a bear. Double set of teeth and a triple coat of hair. Two brass balls and a big steel rod I'm a mean mother****** I'm a Teke by God.

Drinking Song:
So heres to Frater or Ass (name), Frater or Ass (name), Frater or Ass (name), here's to Frater or Ass (name) who's with us tonight. He eats it, he beats it, he even mistreats it! Here's to Frater or Ass (name) who's with us tonight. So drink mother *******, drink mother *******... (repeat drink mother ******* till they finish)

[TB_355]

This one's my personal favorite...

T-K-E
Give me T (one frater)
Heeey! You got your T you got Your T
Give me a K (one frater)
Heeey! You got your K you got your K
Give me an E (one frater)
Heeey! You got your E you got your E
What does that spell? (one frater)
GO F*** YOURSELVES!!!

Backwoods
Born in the backwoods, raised by a bear.
Two sets of teeth, four coats of hair.
Two steel balls, and a cast-iron rod.
I'm a bad mother f***er. I'm a teke by God.
Oh Heidi Heidi, Christ Almighty
Who the hell are we?
Wam bam thak you ma'am.
We're from TKE.

Countdown
Oooooooooooooooooooh!
1-2-3 who the hell are we?
3-2-1 Tau Kappa Epsilon
Oh s*** god d***
Rappa Tappa Tau Kappa
Who the hell are we
(insert chapter name) TKE

[Thudbutt454]

Pi Epsilon Chapter at CBU has a chant we do after Intramural Victories and after Bid Day as well as any other time we feel like we should.

the entire Chapter- "Aahhhhhhhh"
the Chant Leader- "Are you ready?"
the entire Chapter- "Hell Yeah Damn Strait
123 TKE
321 Tau Kappa Epsilon
Aww Shit
Gosh Damn
Ra ta ta Tau Kappa
Who the hell are we
Pi Epsilon TKE"

More recently we have gotten to the point at intramural games and usually before the chant to yell this question.

Chant Leader- Who Run it?
Chapter- TKE Run it.
this question and answer is of course usually repeated 3 times.

[thetaomegateke]

If you drink wit a teke your drinking wit the best
we drink til theirs no more ugly bitches left
theyl hate us tomorrow but love us tonight
cause we'l beat up that p#@sy like its been in a fight...

This is a chant me and an elder brother made one night before a toga party trashed..
im from theta-omega chapter
we made one other that night but i cant disclose that one... its that offensive.

[thetaomegateke]

theta omega....TKE

we have a version of the pirate song that was originally from a different chapter and we had a brother transfer from their to here...

on monday night i touched her toe (yo ho yo ho)
she said hey teke your movin to slow
get in get out quite f@#kin about (yo ho yo ho yo ho)

Tuesday i touched her knee
Quite playin wit me

Wednesday i touched her thigh
your gettin me high

thursday i touched her tit
quite playin wit it

friday i touched her tw#t
your gettin me hott

on saterday night i stuck it in
she said hey TEKE your wearing me thin

(no one frater shushes everyone and they silently sing)
On sunday night she laid in a box (yo ho yo ho)
on sunday night she laid in a box (yo ho yo ho)
* (every frater screams this part)
ON SUNDAY NIGHT SHE LAID IN A BOX
SHE JUST COULDNT HANDLE THIS TEKES BIG COCK....
GET IN GET OUT QUITE F#@KIN ABOUT YO HO YO HO YO HO

this is my fav. to sing when we all have a 5th of JD in our hands

[ncsuTKE1012]

Frater (there name) where were you born?
Answer: Born in the backwoods, raised by a bear.
Two sets of teeth, four coats of hair.
two steel balls, and a cast iron rod.
Imma mean mother f***er imma teke by god

[mhodges1]

Originally Posted by JonInKC

Three whores from XYZ*
got drunk on cherry wine,
the topic of discussion,
is yours as big as mine
The first whore from XYZ
said mine's as big as the sea,
ships sail in, ships sail out
and never bother me...

CHORUS
Rolly polly, tickle my holey
Up the slimely slew,
rattle your nuts
upon my guts and join
the slimey crew

The second whore from XYZ
said mine's as big as the air,
planes fly in, planes fly out
and never touch a hair...

REPEAT CHORUS

Can't remember the third verse....

Since this is not a private forum, I did not list the name of the sorority in the song...if you want to know pm me.

The 2nd verse is
The second whor from XYZ
said mines as big as the sea,
ships roll in, ships roll out
and never bother me

[count505]

Ive heard a few versions of this but down in radford we do
born on a mountain top raised by a bear
double set of jaw teeth double set of hair
with a cast iron stomach and a 9 inch rod
im a bad a** mutha f***er im a teke by god

[commirevo89]

all we do is this:
(raise glasses in the air)
Frater 1: One for you!
Other Fraters: One for me!
Everyone: ONE FOR T K E!!!!!

[adgztke453]

rat sh#t bat $hit gobble gobble chew
we're the tekes from gamma zeta
who the fu$k are you
teke once teke twice
holy jumpin jes6s christ
god damns son of a bit$h rah rah Fu4k
tau kappa epsilon
rah rah fu5k

[Bigweav529]

This is the big one that Mu beta uses...

(SO and so's) mom's a whoooooore!!!!
Who's a Teke around here?
I'm a Teke and here's our cheer
All the time throughout the year
Never fear Teke's are here.

Teke once, Teke Twice
Holy jumpin Je$u$ Chri$t
G*d D**n, Son of a B****h
Rah Rah Teke
Rat Sh*t Bat Sh*t
Pu$$y don't smell
Cock Suckin Mother f*ckers
Tekes Give em H*ll

Yeahhhhhh!!!!! Teke!

[xixitke]

XiXi Chapter chant at Texas State-San Marcos

Born in the backwoods
Raised by a bear
Two sets of teeth
And Four coats of hair
Two steal balls
And A cast Iron rod
I'm a mean mother fucker
I'm a Teke by God!