The WORST Movies You Have Seen - Page 3

DrPhil · #31 05-24-2009, 11:41 PM

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"Catwoman", the one with Halle Berry...sooooooo bad!

Her cat routine was horrid. She's the type of actor who needs to be type casted. She can't act without type casting.

Speaking of Halle Berry:

"Perfect Stranger" had so much promise. They were too lazy with it or something.
"Monster's Ball"....huh? wtf?
"Bulworth," we walked out of the theater
"BAPS," from what I can remember, hated it
"Swordfish" her breast scene was so random and dumb.

DaemonSeid · #32 05-24-2009, 11:51 PM

With the exception of 6th Sense...anything with M. Night Shamylan

I feel sorry for anyone that wasted money on Soul Plane (and speaking of planes, Snakes on the Plane)

American Gangster was horrid too.

The Departed was a hideous remake.

DreamfulSpirit · #33 05-25-2009, 11:49 AM

Ok...I know that one movie is really old, but I saw it years ago, my mom and her friend rented it, and everytime I thought it was going to end...it just kept on going, and going, and going...thought this movie must have its own internal energizer bunny or something because it just never quit. That was "Mr. Wrong" with Ellen DeGeneres and Bill Pullman.

Another movie I hated was "Flight Plan" with Jodie Foster, when she and her daughter board a plane to Paris (I think) and her daughter goes missing during the flight. Really stupid movie...

PhoenixAzul · #34 05-25-2009, 11:53 AM

"Snakes on a Train". My best mate bought it in a Tesco check out line for £1.50. It was awful in that completely ridiculous kind of way. And I'm sorry to say we watched the whole thing. It ends with the demonically possessed snake-birthing immigrant turning into a massive snake and devouring the entire train. Yep. Bad CGI. Like an art student's freshman year computer drafting final.

33girl · #35 05-25-2009, 06:01 PM

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American Gangster was horrid too.

But....Denzel!! Russell Crowe with his shirt open having sex on the kitchen counter!

Oh wait, you're a dude. Never mind.

cheerfulgreek · #36 05-26-2009, 06:09 AM

Terminator Salvation. It was pretty boring.

cheerfulgreek · #37 05-26-2009, 06:11 AM

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Crank2. For anyone who knows me, that was painful to say... Jason Statham is a bit of a mild preoccupation of mine

I LOVE his movies, usually.

This one was just BAD. As in, when-is-this-gonna-be-over kinda bad! But, his kick-ass body was enough to keep me in my seat.

I wanted to reply to this earlier...but....

lol

33girl · #38 05-27-2009, 03:55 PM

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I (heart, an actual heart symbol) Huckabees

Oh holy crap yes. So so awful.

I also hated Being John Malkovich and most of the Wes Anderson movies. Oooh, look, I'm quirky!

PeppyGPhiB · #39 05-27-2009, 10:00 PM

I actually loved (and own) some of the movies mentioned in this thread...Dances with Wolves, Eyes Wide Shut, Inside Man, Little Women, Moulin Rouge. But I dare ANYONE to say that Showgirls - with Elizabeth Berkley - is a good movie. It's so, so terrible, and has the most laughably bad dialogue I've ever heard. But I still bought it, because it was perfect for drinking games in college.

VandalSquirrel · #40 05-28-2009, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by PeppyGPhiB

I actually loved (and own) some of the movies mentioned in this thread...Dances with Wolves, Eyes Wide Shut, Inside Man, Little Women, Moulin Rouge. But I dare ANYONE to say that Showgirls - with Elizabeth Berkley - is a good movie. It's so, so terrible, and has the most laughably bad dialogue I've ever heard. But I still bought it, because it was perfect for drinking games in college.

Showgirls is so bad, it is good. Her pronunciation of Versace and the continual comments about brown rice and vegetables kill me. I have Glitter and Pootie Tang in that same category.

PeppyGPhiB · #41 05-28-2009, 01:17 AM

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Showgirls is so bad, it is good. Her pronunciation of Versace and the continual comments about brown rice and vegetables kill me. I have Glitter and Pootie Tang in that same category.

I can't even thread a needle anymore. Think I'll go eat some doggie chow now. Then maybe I'll watch Caesar sing.

sceniczip · #42 05-28-2009, 07:00 AM

Hostel was terrible! I watched it with 3 other people and when it was over one remarked "that movie was awful! there's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back." Turns out all four of us were thinking the same thing through the whole movie! We could have just turned it off!

That movie with Justin Timberlake-Alpha Dog or something like that I think? I watched about 10 minutes and that was it.

wrigley · #43 05-28-2009, 10:46 AM

Girl Interrupted

If my friend hadn't gotten free tickets for it, I would have asked for my money back.

I.A.S.K. · #44 05-28-2009, 12:32 PM

Quarantine was aweful! The use of the first person shakey cam feature was excessive and took so much away from the movie. The acting wasnt good. The movie just sucked.

The Mist was so bad that Im still mad at my b/f for talking me in to watching it.

Spiderman 3 was really bad. The b/f talked me in to going to see it in the movies with him and I wanted to die from boredom. I've never watched the cartoon or read the comic books and dont know anything other than what was in 1 and 2, but I was able to predict every single "plot twist". The CGI was good.

LXA SE285 · #45 05-28-2009, 12:48 PM

The Haunting is the Showgirls of horror movies. Wait, that's an insult to Showgirls, because this turkey couldn't even manage "so bad it's good." The dialogue was so badly written, I felt embarrassed for the actors who had to mouth it.