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Old 10-02-2002, 11:31 PM
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Well, I thought that the guys had to masturbate the guy sitting next to him.
Rudey......and by cream topping you mean, sperm???


And since we are on the topic of things I can't talk about in person. Last month's Glamour magazine ran an article that one of the ten things a guy want's you to do that he's too shy to ask for is giving him "prostate stimulation". That is, he wants you to stick your finger up his behind while you are having sex. Is this true?
Yes it means sperm. And let me tell you that if some stupid girl decided to surprise me and "stimulate my prostate", I'm donkey punching her or giving her a jelly donut Biz Markie style.

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Old 10-03-2002, 01:28 AM
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One purity test I encountered in high school was talking about group sex... one of the questions was, "Have you ever made a circle of fuck?" Now there's a mental picture.
"Circle of fuck"? Was something lost in translation? Sounds like they babelfished it into english . . .

Would you like some making fuck? BERSERKER
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Old 10-03-2002, 01:37 AM
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Whoa, ladies ...
This is pretty intense thread, but answering the original question: "making crop circles" might exist, but at least not I would know of.

LOL ...
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Old 10-03-2002, 02:27 AM
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See, this is why I'm into Christian guys. Other guys are willing try anything (well, maybe that can't be too bad for US), let me put it in a better way,
they want US to try anything on THEM.

Remember American Pie? I've always wondered how many guys stuck their d**k in an apple pie after seeing that movie. Don't think that a guy hasn't tried that at McDonald's somewhere (their pies are the perfect shape).
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Old 10-03-2002, 10:00 AM
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Seriously I just wiped tears out of my eyes.. crop circles ARE YOU FREAKIN SERIOUS!! HAHA!!!!!
That being said anyone see the Sopranos the other night when Ralph took the vibrator up the ass.... how does a guy even approach a girl about that?Hey hun, you know your toy, can you stick that up my shit hole?
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Old 10-03-2002, 10:26 AM
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Okay, this makes me a bit embarassed to talk about (so dirty!) but...

Several guys I know have said that they LOVE it when a girl touches them "back there" (not putting fingers "inside" anywhere... gross), but between the testicles and the "exit only" there is a spot called the perineum (or slang, the "taint")... it's known as the male G-Spot and it allows their prostate to be stimulated from the outside.
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Old 10-03-2002, 10:36 AM
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Some girls like back door stuff as well. We should not pick on the boys for it.

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Old 10-03-2002, 10:59 AM
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**THIS** girl doesn't.....in the name of all things that are holy, there are some damn sick things going on!!
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Old 10-03-2002, 11:00 AM
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Okay, how does a girl tell a guy that no she has never done that in that place and never will and she is not changing her mind, no matter what and it doesn't matter if she says gross and the thought of it turns off faster than a light switch could she still won't try it?!?
Seems to me the more you say no the more they want you to try it!! And uhm NO in any way NO
But that is just me.
BTW Most of my friends that have tried it said it hurt- a lot. And they couldn't use the bathroom for a few days. I only know of two people who do like it My aunt and one friend.
YUCK! I mean having sex on your period is one thing, sex on your poop- gross!
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Old 10-03-2002, 11:05 AM
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This thread has gone from bad to worse!!!

By the way, this cracked me up:

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YUCK! I mean having sex on your period is one thing, sex on your poop- gross!

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Old 10-03-2002, 11:13 AM
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If a girl says no and the guy keeps pushing the issue repeatedly, she should probably bail on the relationship, in my opinion.
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Old 10-03-2002, 11:43 AM
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This thread has me alternately LMAO and grossed out...

As far as I'm concerned, the back door is exit only!
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Old 10-03-2002, 12:02 PM
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This thread has me alternately LMAO and grossed out...
Why now? We haven't even touched the oral stuff yet.
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Old 10-03-2002, 12:24 PM
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Let me pose this question
Which of the following are you most likely to do:
Engage in a threesome involving two females and a male
Engage in anal sex
Engage in tossing salad (and I ain't talking about the iceburg lettuce type!)
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Old 10-03-2002, 12:47 PM
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Ok, my God, this place has completely gone down into oblivion since I have been gone!!!!!!

First of all, where did the hurling smilies come from?????? I laughed so hard when I saw them that I nearly peed my pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!

Second of all........please define "tossing salad" for this old lady who THOUGHT she had done everything there was to do!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, many men like having a little rear end play.......the area referred to a few posts ago is delicately called the TAINT. As in, t'aint your balls, t'aint your ass.........you can enslave a man for life if you know the right moves in this general realm. (On the other hand, that may not be such a good thing.)

I just don't know how a group of heterosexual men could even get themselves off having to look at that. The whole circle jerk idea just does not make sense to me, unless we are talking about switch hitters or dudes batting for the other team.
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