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01-03-2013, 04:33 PM
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The Epsilon Elites are NOT top tier. I know. I dated one and she had the gall to break up with me after I threw up in the middle of the dance floor at their Spring formal. They are all skanks. Trust me.
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01-03-2013, 04:39 PM
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Wow...
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01-03-2013, 04:42 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LaneSig
The Epsilon Elites are NOT top tier. I know. I dated one and she had the gall to break up with me after I threw up in the middle of the dance floor at their Spring formal. They are all skanks. Trust me.
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ExsquEEze me? It's not our fault if you can't handle the koolaide. It's issued standard from our HQ and mandatory to be served at all EE events.
And, remember, you can't spell quEEn bEE without EE!
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01-03-2013, 10:00 PM
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Well, My Pretty Princess is going to the same school, I am sure.... I just want to know which group has the highest # of engagement candle lights because my Pretty is going to major in MRS.
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01-04-2013, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted by madoug
Well, My Pretty Princess is going to the same school, I am sure.... I just want to know which group has the highest # of engagement candle lights because my Pretty is going to major in MRS.
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You win.
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01-04-2013, 11:45 PM
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The secret to gettting recs...
Having assisted several PNMs with recruitment, I have found a few things that work in getting the best recommendations. With these few things, alumnae will be dropping all over the place, making personal calls for your daughter.
You will want them meet your daughter. Keep in mind, Lilly Pulitzer is all the rage. So is Botox. And who doesn't like a male stripper? Or two or three or more? Hell, you can't have too many of those!
So, you will want to invite all the sorority alumnae in your area to your home for a little get together. Serve fancy schmancy cucumber sandwiches. Oh, but, don't forget the biggest cucumbers...the entertainment; male strippers wearing Lily Pulitzer G-strings. Top it all off with a little, okay a lot of bubbly, champagne, and my personal favorite blow-job shots!
As they leave, they can stop by the Botox Booth so they won't get wrinkles from all the smiles they will have from meeting your daughter and your event.
Guaranteed to work. You just can't go wrong!
My BFFs daughter, you know the one with the 2.0 gpa and 4.0DDD bra; just got a bid from Sigma Supers, thanks to this!
And she owes it all to me!
Last edited by BAckbOwlsgIrl; 01-04-2013 at 11:47 PM.
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01-05-2013, 03:00 AM
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She needs to find someone to sell her the rituals of Alpha Alpha Awesome, EE, and GGG. Then when she goes to the parties, she can recite pieces of their rituals to them. They'll be so impressed! : )
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01-05-2013, 03:42 AM
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Originally Posted by BAckbOwlsgIrl
Having assisted several PNMs with recruitment, I have found a few things that work in getting the best recommendations. With these few things, alumnae will be dropping all over the place, making personal calls for your daughter.
You will want them meet your daughter. Keep in mind, Lilly Pulitzer is all the rage. So is Botox. And who doesn't like a male stripper? Or two or three or more? Hell, you can't have too many of those!
So, you will want to invite all the sorority alumnae in your area to your home for a little get together. Serve fancy schmancy cucumber sandwiches. Oh, but, don't forget the biggest cucumbers...the entertainment; male strippers wearing Lily Pulitzer G-strings. Top it all off with a little, okay a lot of bubbly, champagne, and my personal favorite blow-job shots!
As they leave, they can stop by the Botox Booth so they won't get wrinkles from all the smiles they will have from meeting your daughter and your event.
Guaranteed to work. You just can't go wrong!
My BFFs daughter, you know the one with the 2.0 gpa and 4.0DDD bra; just got a bid from Sigma Supers, thanks to this!
And she owes it all to me!
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(pearls clutched)
I think you win!
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01-05-2013, 09:49 AM
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Originally Posted by AnchorAlumna
(pearls clutched)
I think you win!
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Hee, hee...indeed. Hopefully no one has a heart attack!
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01-05-2013, 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by BAckbOwlsgIrl
...Lily Pulitzer G-strings...
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Done.
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01-05-2013, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by WCsweet<3
Done.
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Thanks for buying all the Lily g-strings that were on sale so the rest of us can't get them for deserving PNMs! Not fair!
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