Drunk! - Page 26

James · #**376** 12-13-2003, 12:32 AM

I had forgotten that lol . .

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Originally posted by ZTAngel
I was going through my PM box and clearing out some things yesterday. I came across a PM that I had saved. I was at my parents' for Christmas break last year and I came home really drunk and decided to write James a PM. It's funny so I thought I'd share it with y'all:

I w ent drinking tonight. I am si wasted right now. Went to Fridays's and I had an Amaretto Souur, Jujnebug, Peach Dacqueri, Mudslide, Lynchberg Lemmnade, and a shot of spiced rum. I was then takin to a party where I sipposeldly started telling people stories of things that I did when I was wasted. My friend saed somed of these sstories were not for public 5telling. I told people how I barffed on m,y sorority big sister at the VIP bar at a club and how I kissed my friend. Whatever. So, my "friends" Michele and Mike took me home bnecause they said I was embarrassrrissing myself. I was jjust having a bite of fun! They suck major monkey balls! Then they made me drink lots of water and I can't go to bed because I have to pee every five seconds!
My (biologiccall) sister had to help me brush my teeth. How embbarressing. I just dont wanmt my parents to know because they'd be all pissed and stuff so don't tell them ok?
I called my boyfriend but he's sleeping and won't pic up the fone. I want him to come take care of me. The problem is that he's in Orlando amd I'm in Ft.Lauderdale. I doubt he'll drive 3 hours for me. He sucks monkey balls too,.

ZTAngel · #**377** 12-13-2003, 11:53 AM

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Originally posted by Hootie
LMAO! What's the fixation with monkey balls?

Don't you just love re-reading drunk conversations?

I have absolutely no idea where I got that from.

I don't think I've ever used the phrase monkey balls in a sober conversation. Weird.

SigKapSweetie · #**378** 12-14-2003, 02:25 AM

We are deunk. Very srunk. Sangruia. And wine. Nad margueridas. Is muichly fun. Why, you ask? My roommate is in town fromn grad achool, and also, nothing is my problem anymore (officer transitions last dunday) Who-hooooo!

Dionysus · #**379** 12-25-2003, 11:16 PM

oookay? so what was drunk tdoay?

me?

nada

ZTAngel · #**380** 12-31-2003, 09:49 AM

Ok, since GC has been down since Friday night, I never got to tell my hilarious story. It happened Friday night. I went to downtown Ft. Lauderdale with some old friends of mine. Drunk doesn't even begin to describe how we were. So, we're at this club and they were letting all the girls dance on the bar. My friends and I got up on the bar and just started busting a move. I'm sure we looked like complete idiots since we were so drunk that we could hardly stand nonetheless dance. My friend, Hannah, is dancing next to me. One second, she's busting a move next to me and the next thing I know she takes a complete nosedive off the bar. She's all sprawled out on the nasty bar floor. We help her up and she's in pain. She keeps saying that her ankle hurts. We're all like, "You're fine. Stop being a baby." We bought her some shots to help her dull the pain and keep her from whining. She keeps hopping around the bar and she's not doing such a good job since she's intoxicated. She keeps whining and it was really a buzzkill. At this point, we decide to get a cab and go home. As we're waiting for a cab, Hannah sits down on the pavement outside and lifted her pant leg. OH MY GOSH! Her ankle had quadrupled in size and was this bright purple/blue color. One of my friends was like, "Wow, that really doesn't look good." Instead of going home, we decided to take Hannah to the ER. Imagine 5 really drunk girls in the ER at about 1am on a Friday night. The hospital staff was not amused by us. It's flu season so there's a bunch of kids in the ER with us. They're coughing, throwing up all over themselves, have really bad diarreah. I was trying so hard not to throw up. Hannah keeps complaining that she wants pain meds but they wouldn't give her any because she had so much alcohol in her system. You'd think the alcohol would numb the pain but I guess not. Finally, the doctor took her in. Turns out that she broke her ankle in her crash to the bottom. We all felt really bad since we made her hop around the bar for an hour after her fall. The best was her trying to explain to her parents what happened.

mattpike · #**381** 12-31-2003, 07:12 PM

today is new years eve. and i am going to drink till i pass out and then wake up and drink some more. then probably wonder off somewhere and drink some more then probably puke. then drink some more by that time hopefully it will be 12:00 and i can celebrate the new year. that reminds me, to all my GC buddys be careful please. i would hate to see a post about one of our beloved greeks dying in a car wreck. please have a save, but crazy new year.

PiEp299 · #**382** 01-01-2004, 12:36 AM

If you puke it's cause you can't handle your liquor. Otherwise a fifth of Maker's Mark in a couple hours is doing good.

PsychTau · #**383** 01-01-2004, 01:28 AM

I love champagne!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Be safe!

This makes me dizzy.

AlphaSigOU · #**384** 01-01-2004, 01:38 AM

Drink, drink, drink, drink
Drank, drank, drank, drank
Drunk, drunk, drunk, drunk...

I was drunk last night, drunk the night before
I'm gonna get drunk tonight like I never got drunk before!
'Cause when I'm drunk I'm as happy as can be
'Cause I am a member of the GreekChat family
There's a highland Greek, and a lowland Greek,
a middle-land Greek and the other damn Greek!

Sing Glo-rious! Vic-to-rious!
One (or two or three or four ) keg of beer for all of us
Singing "Glory be to God that there are no more of us,
'Cause one of us'll drink it all alone!"
Pour the beer, pass the beer to the rear of the Greek house!

Song of the beer barrel quar-tet!
Are you gonna get drunk? You bet!
Song of the beer barrel quar-tet!
Our keg stands tall!

Party hard and be safe!

AXJules · #**385** 02-01-2004, 07:55 AM

Ok mutherfaucker s I am drunk...yeahh the at's fucking cool..yeah...whatever you're all this

and I"m wthis

ok yeah and this guy tried to sexually accost me to nite i'm not even kidddding you.
GHYENETION, seriously.
I quit, goodnight5.

ISUKappa · #**386** 02-14-2004, 04:02 AM

bumpin
Yup. Drunk. I miss my drunk emails from school.

Sleepy now.

I also miss the gyro man and Jimmy Johns. Stupid Big Mikes closing at 11. Had to make do with Taco Hell. WIll pay for it tomorrow.

UKDaisy · #**387** 02-14-2004, 06:50 AM

Reading this thread made me think that we should start a thread of our favorite drunk pictures. I mean, we always like to post the good, nice looking pictures of us. But there's always that funny picture of you at the bar.

AOX81 · #**388** 03-17-2004, 07:48 PM

I'm not drunk now but I will be when I get home!!!!!

Xylochick216 · #**389** 03-18-2004, 01:53 AM

Yay for St. Patrick's Day and free sangria at the bar

DolphinChicaDDD · #**390** 03-18-2004, 02:12 AM

I'm not drunk anymore...now I'm just hungover.

Note to self: bad idea to get plastered by 5pm...