The most weird or stupid news story you heard today.

[Little32]

This made me laugh.

GAINESVILLE, Fla. - No one expects a zombie apocalypse. But the University of Florida is making sure officials are ready for a night of the living dead, just in case.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33130861...ews/?GT1=43001

[Leslie Anne]

I think this qualifies as completely weird:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...59&sc=fb&cc=fp

[IlovemyAKA]

Originally Posted by Leslie Anne

I think this qualifies as completely weird:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...59&sc=fb&cc=fp

Um, I must agree.

[JBaby1981]

http://www2.wnct.com/nct/news/world/..._window/76276/

A man in Portugal trying to rob a supermarket and enter through a tiny window gets stuck in the window for 11 hours and somehow his pants came down....stupid guy!

[knight_shadow]

ATLANTA – Celebrity chef Paula Deen got an unexpected serving of ham — across her face. The Food Network star was helping unload 25,000 pounds of donated meat for an Atlanta food bank on Monday when someone threw one of the hams like a football and accidentally smacked her.

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It's probably bad that I laughed at this.

[IlovemyAKA]

According to a report in New Zealand's Sunday Star-Times, the man did it so that his wife would start having sex with him again, as she had refused to do so out of fear of contracting the disease. He gave her the virus by pricking her with a sewing needle tainted with his blood.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_381780.html

[I.A.S.K.]

Originally Posted by IlovemyAKA

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/1..._n_381780.html

I'm mad he's only facing 14 years. That should be life in prison. WTF? She should be allowed to shoot him or do him some type of bodily harm.

[Psi U MC Vito]

Originally Posted by I.A.S.K.

I'm mad he's only facing 14 years. That should be life in prison. WTF? She should be allowed to shoot him or do him some type of bodily harm.

WTF is right. That is attempted murder, or a stretch could be made for it at least.

[DaemonSeid]

jesus Christ kicked out of Jury Pool

[AGDee]

Originally Posted by DaemonSeid

jesus Christ kicked out of Jury Pool

"Efforts to reach Christ for comment were unsuccessful."

[AXiDMeesh]

This is a little over a year old, but it is hilarious and worth the read: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=665847

[groovypq]

My sister just posted this on Facebook, a lovely story from my home county. It's about a property dispute between neighbors, but it's just... bizarre.

http://www.publicopiniononline.com/ci_14014909

[DaemonSeid]

Baggy Pants killer dies


Killer Tripped on Baggy Pants, Plunged to Death after Slaying Three
Updated: Friday, 18 Dec 2009, 10:14 AM EST
Published : Friday, 18 Dec 2009, 9:42 AM EST

By LARRY CELONA, JOHN DOYLE, and LAURIE KAMENS

(The New York Post) - A career criminal who slaughtered three members of a family in their apartment in New York's trendy Upper West Side Thursday plunged to his death after tripping over his baggy pants.

The bloodshed began when the killer barged into the family's third floor apartment and opened fire at around 1:45 p.m. Thursday, near a string of upscale shops.

Gunman Hector Quinones blew away 24-year-old Carlos Rodriguez Jr., and his father Carlos Rodriguez Sr., 52, and then repeatedly stabbed grandfather Fernando Gonzalez, 87, to death before the elder Rodriguez's wife and adult daughter walked unwittingly into the carnage in the apartment they all shared.

As soon as Gisela Rodriguez, 49, and her daughter, Leyanis, 28, walked inside, Quinones, 44, opened fire again at the mother, grazing the back of her head, police said.

He then went after Gisela's daughter, who scrambled for safety and ran to a nearby bedroom. The killer was inches away from grabbing her but tripped over his low-slung pants, sources said.

[AGDee]

Who needs the automotive industry?

http://www.freep.com/article/2009122...032/1001/rss01

We'll just become the prison state for the whole country.

[christiangirl]

Teeheehee

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/200912...s/ynews_ts1042