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#**346** 10-20-2002, 12:34 AM

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Originally posted by alphaiota
no i don't have a "real" boyfriend. my "boyfriend" is a dildo for now. yes, i will go there with the rest of you. i do own a few dildos. i have a jelly cock and an ultimate beaver. then two clit stimulators. great to use during sex, especially if you have a hard time climaxing. i got mine at the hustler store around here. i too applied to work there cuz it rocked. if you have a hustler store near you, i highly recommend visiting it. they have it all, dildos for girls, fake vaginas for guys, costumes, lotions, books, etc. my friends and i go there after we go to the bar across the street. nothing like going into a porn shop drunk off your ass.

shelley j
sigma k

Ok, i consider myself an enlightened guy for a virgin. I mean, i've watched porn, been in adult video stores, and even flipped through an Adam and Eve catalog or two.......but what the HELL is a

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ultimate beaver

??

Kitso
KS 361 different sexual implements i've seen in A&E catalogs and never heard of an ultimate beaver

Shine · #**347** 10-20-2002, 02:58 AM

I have the Ultimate Beaver. Hehehehe. I LOVE THAT FUCKING VIBE. I also have a jelly dildo, a jelly vibe, and a few other extraneous sex toys I'm too embarassed to mention here.

Rudey · #**348** 10-20-2002, 03:16 AM

I'm juust a little tipsy bitsy but why don't you just find a dude?!?

And Valkyrie, hun it's quick and hard...none of that kiss me hold me make me feel all pink business.

-Rudey
--I am dying for spicier nacho doritos

FAB*SpiceySpice · #**349** 10-20-2002, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by alphaiota
no i don't have a "real" boyfriend. my "boyfriend" is a dildo for now. yes, i will go there with the rest of you. i do own a few dildos. i have a jelly cock and an ultimate beaver. then two clit stimulators. great to use during sex, especially if you have a hard time climaxing. i got mine at the hustler store around here. i too applied to work there cuz it rocked. if you have a hustler store near you, i highly recommend visiting it. they have it all, dildos for girls, fake vaginas for guys, costumes, lotions, books, etc. my friends and i go there after we go to the bar across the street. nothing like going into a porn shop drunk off your ass.

shelley j
sigma k

Ok, I feel like the Virgin Mary after reading this thread. Oh my goodness!!!!

Dionysus · #**350** 10-20-2002, 03:25 PM

Might I ask, WTF is the ULTIMATE BEAVER?

CrimsonTide4 · #**351** 10-20-2002, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by Dionysus
Might I ask, WTF is the ULTIMATE BEAVER?

CTFU @ U.
However I did not know either so I went and did a search on Yahoo. . .

http://nawtythings.com/toys/se0605-01.html
This is a super-powerful, twisting, buzzing, rotating, pleasure vibe. The powerful torquing shaft and head twist and turn, hitting every G-spot known. Beaver has separate controls so you can independently adjust the intensity of each action.

Did you know that you are to take care of your "toys" with Use Forplay Toy Cleaner

Dionysus · #**352** 10-20-2002, 03:38 PM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

CTFU @ U.
However I did not know either so I went and did a search on Yahoo. . .

http://nawtythings.com/toys/se0605-01.html
This is a super-powerful, twisting, buzzing, rotating, pleasure vibe. The powerful torquing shaft and head twist and turn, hitting every G-spot known. Beaver has separate controls so you can independently adjust the intensity of each action.

Did you know that you are to take care of your "toys" with Use Forplay Toy Cleaner

Oh me, oh my!!!!!!!!!

PS check your pm.

James · #**353** 10-20-2002, 04:51 PM

In doing a research on a sexual topic I came up with some obscure journal article from a European Medical Journal . . . its on med line somewhere if you have some patience.

Anyway, it says that consistant vibrator use for extended periods of time(I don't remember how consistent or how long), can lead to diminished orgasm strength or make it much harder to ever reach orgasm. Or even to lose the ability to have an orgasm.

I don't remember whether all girls were at risk or just a certain percentage. Its not something where they can easily do controlled studies.

Anyway I have heard girls in movies say that orgasms aren't that important anyway . . .

Just an FYI Everyone.

valkyrie · #**354** 10-20-2002, 05:06 PM

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Originally posted by James
Anyway I have heard girls in movies say that orgasms aren't that important anyway . . .

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMG, I have NEVER laughed so hard in my life. HAHAHA!!!! Good one!!!!!

James · #**355** 10-20-2002, 09:15 PM

Special Note!

I remember now . . its not just the whole consistent use thing its more the way you use the vibrator . . .

The article was pretty clear, if you use it on the "love button

" a certain way it can cause that kind of injury that will only show up some years later, even after use may have been discontinued.

Sorry for the misunderstanding . . .

alphaiota · #**356** 10-20-2002, 11:26 PM

wow!

i so didn't think my posting would stir the pot so much. thank you shine, i'm happy to see someone else is able to enjoy the God send i call the ultimate beaver. the pic that is on the site crimsontide put up is accurate. as for going out and just finding a man, it' s not that easy. and the ultimate beaver is way way better than any guy i could meet. i try to use it sparingly so i don't "injure" as james researched, any vital organs down there. i always wondered about that though. thanks for researching it james.
oh and for the not having orgasms thing.......wow, i'm still laughing at that one. if you research more you will find that women if fact have the ability to experience 3 types of orgasms. clitoral, vaginal, and g spot orgasms. degree of intensity varies between woman and type. i prefer clitoral orgasms.

shelley j
sigma k

a man once said, "a woman isn't truly a woman unless she prefers a vaginal orgasm over a clitoral. clitoral orgasms are for girls, not women."

xok85xo · #**357** 10-21-2002, 06:26 PM

okay..time to bring this thread to the next level..

several months ago my friend(a male) and i were talking about anal sex..i just don't understand how it can feel good/be enjoyable for a girl..he claims he knew girls who wouldn't do it any other way..

okay..so some of you ladies have already confessed to having had anal sex..i'm sure others are holding back(altho not much has been held back from this thread) so please ..enlighten me..inquiring minds want to know..how can anal sex be enjoyable?

KappaKittyCat · #**358** 10-21-2002, 06:55 PM

OMG, that's quite the vibrator there.

A man once said, "A woman isn't truly a woman unless she prefers a vaginal orgasm over a clitoral. Clitoral orgasms are for girls, not women."

Sigmund Freud said that. But Freud was a misogynist asshole.

Vibrators were invented for the treatment of "hysteria" in women. Doctors found that genital massage relieved this "hysteria." However, their hands got tired after a while.

Optimist Prime · #**359** 10-21-2002, 07:11 PM

well, there are nerves and stuff insid the anus so maybe girls who take it like that like those nerves awoken.

alphaiota · #**360** 10-21-2002, 07:57 PM

i'm very impressed kappa. i didn't know all of that. makes sence that freud would say that being that he is an asshole, but i didn[t know it was used as a therapy.
as for anal, well i guess we've gone there too. i admit i've done it that way. first of all, only guys with small equipment should ever attempt this on a girl unless you want to lose your equipment. it is very similar stimulation for girls as it is for guys. just as it is very close to a man's gspot, the same goes for women. remember the movie road trip, the scene in the sperm donation place.......you get the point. but i have one word for all of you.....LUBRICATION!!!!

shelley j
sigma k

ps - no it doesn't have crap on it when you take it out. although the recipient does feel like they have to poop while you are doing it.