The BIG Break
While sitting at my desk on yet another monday refusing to work, I was asked to cover the latest shocking events on Bobby Broko Brown breaking his sickly wife out of Drug Rehab.
I was able to get my camera's and video equipment onto the lawn of the Washed Up Rehabilitation Facility. It was shortly after 7am and they were in the midst of changing shifts. I was trying to obtain interviews from anyone willing to talk but no go. Then long came a custodian who said, "Miss if ya wont'cho storay you might wanna go'roun back." I thanked him gave him $5.00 and sent him the hell on.
When I went around the back of the "dorm" where Whitney was reported staying, another staff person gave me the passcode to enter in. I told the nurse on duty I was Whitney's Hairdresser and she called me because she needed a touch up. The nurse ushered me to her, where I heard her singing, "Sitting In My Room." I could not believe I was so close to seeing the Pop Diva in "Dry Out" phase. I didn't know what to do or say, so I had to sit and get my questions ready. In doing so, she was called to attend "group" therapy. So I followed her in and stood outside the door, but when they opened it, I had no where to hide. I had to think fast so I went into my memory bank and thought up an ex-boyfriend that I felt like setting fire to at one point and went into zombie mode like the rest of them.
Well, half way into "group", we heard somoene outside singing, "We Have something in Common." Everyone ran over to the window, it was ole stank Bobby Brown. I guess by them both being on the pipe at one point should tell us what they have in common. No one could figure out why he was there especially when it was made clear that she was not allowed any visitors.
It was reported that Bobby went to the Rehab Masta and told him that Whitney needed to be released into his custody immediately. After much reluctance and Bobby giving him a dime bag Whitney was given her walking papers and her clothing was dumped into a giant hefty cinch sack. They didn't even give her time to get dressed.
Now getting to the reason he broke her out, well it's like this....Bobby Basehead Brown is in some deep shizznick! He owes Miss Kim Ward $63,500.00 in child support for the two children he had with her. Because he was not able to come up with the money due to Whitney's unfortunate rehabilitation (cuz we all know who was paying who). He claimed to be coming out with a new album next month
and is yet in another one of those ghetto arsh movies, but he has no accessable money to date. In short, he broke! And he needs for Whitney to apologize to Clive Davis for sniffing and dipping and see if he will still let her finish that come back album she's been working on since Jesus was in his manger so that they can pay these bills with the money that they smoked up due to them "battling their addictions."
Whitney claims that she will be able to beat the addiction through prayer, well, apparently God has given her the hand because he's tired of her empty promises. So maybe once she decideds to get herself together and leave that pipe alone she can go get Bobbi Kris some counseling cuz the po'thang aint got no decent role models, and then they can go back to life as they once knew it, boring and unfulfilling.
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