Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[lulutnl3]

You got a ticket because your permit was not visible. Period. If it's in your pocket, then it's not visible on the dash. If it is upside down, it's not visible. And we take pictures! So don't get a friend's permit and say it's yours. We have proof you're a liar!

[AGDee]

You're really going to change the criteria for our milestones halfway through the year??? Seriously?

[Tulip86]

You're a two-faced Judas. Thanks a lot for throwing me under the bus. I get you're intimidated but this may just cost me my job.

[33girl]

You are getting played by trailer trash. It's no wonder you don't trust women.

[tcsparky]

You are an idiot, and I totally understand why your students won't behave in your classroom.

[tcsparky]

Now that I have met you, I see why your child has 12 disciplinary referrals and is failing every class.

[Xidelt]

Originally Posted by tcsparky

Now that I have met you, I see why your child has 12 disciplinary referrals and is failing every class.

Every parent conference I have ever had always proved "the apple never falls far from the tree."

[pshsx1]

Originally Posted by tcsparky

Now that I have met you, I see why your child has 12 disciplinary referrals and is failing every class.

Every time I sign out the evil kids at work, I think the same thing.

[moe.ron]

There's a reason why 10 other people got promoted over you. I'll give you a hint, it's what your secretary do every night before you go to your family and it involved her mouth and your penis.

[amIblue?]

You are a hypocritical ass, and I eagerly await the day karma bites you in the butt.

[MaggieXi]

OMG Shut the hell up! You are so freaking loud. Inside voices.

[princessamy]

What part of 1 gift per customer per ever do you not get? I just gave you a gift an hour ago! By the way quit interrupting me when I am doing a consultation cus you want your free gift.

[preciousjeni]

Explain to me why it is that you came all the way to my office to explain a procedure to me when I'm the one who sent you the email explaining the process in the first place. You're going to act like you discovered the procedure and you need to educate me? It makes no sense.

[ASUADPi]

I'm sorry that you are being called out on shit, but seriously there are rules and you have to follow them. There is this wonderful thing called "mandated reporting", you can't decide what gets reported and what doesn't if a teacher reports to you. Also, the super fabulous IEP's MUST be IMPLEMENTED in their entirety! You do not get to question them, nor do you get to allow teachers not to follow them. As AP YOU MUST enforce them and I'm sorry that you have decided that you don't want to do that.
It is not my job, as a teacher, to do your job as the AP. There is no reason for you to be taking shit out on me. Pull the stick out of your ass.

[AlwaysSAI]

I AM SO GLAD I GET TO EXIT YOUR LITTLE SNOWFLAKE TOMORROW. You pitched a fit last year and demanded we re-test him. I told you he may not qualify any more and you insisted. NOW, HE'S OUT OF THE EC PROGRAM. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!