GC Song Dedications

[mu_agd]

Originally posted by OTW
Nic and I will gladly take turns taking a bat to the knee!

hahahah I totally missed this. But yeah, I'm in!

[JonInKC]

This one goes out to my favorite ADPi, Emleepc...

Kip’s Wedding Song

Why do you love me?
Why do you need me?
Always and forever.
We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom.
Sure the world wide web is great but you,
you make my salivate.
Yes, I love technology but not as much as you, you see.
But I STILL love technology. Always and forever.

Our love is like a flock of doves,
flying up to heaven above.
Always and forever. Always and forever.
Yes, our love is truly great. Always and forever.
Why do you need me?
Why do you love me?

[emleepc]

Jon ROCKS!!!!!!

[GeekyPenguin]

This is going out to all the ladies who know how to get their clothes tailored...

Now all the ladies in the place
If you got real hair, real fingernails
If you got a job, you going to school
And y'all need nobody to help you handle your business
Make some noise

[AlphaFrog]

Going out to Sheila (I heard this song the other day and thought of you and you-know-who, actually maybe you should dedicate it to her ).

Ashlee Simpson
Nothing New



I found myself wrong again
Starin out my window
Wonderin what it is I should have said
I found myself at home again
Waitin for the after call
From a fallout that feels like such a mess

Oh I can only be myself
I'm sorry that's hell for you
Hey so what's my damage today
Don't let me get in your way
Let it out like you always do
The trouble between me and you
Is nothing new

So I listen to you complain and then
I bite my tongue in vain again
As I let it all just slowly settle in
Such a pretty picture that you paint
I'm so vile while your a saint
Funny how your eyes see thick not thin

Oh I can only be myself
Your lookin for someone else
Hey so what's my damage today
Don't let me get in your way
Let it out like you always do
The trouble between me and you
Is nothing new

You know how to give it but you can't take it
It's all just a waste now you can save it
No matter what I do
Is never good enough, never good enough

Hey so what's my damage today
Don't let me get in your way
Let it out like you always do
The trouble between me and you
Is nothing new
Is nothing new

Save your breath cause here comes the truth
I'm over the drama of you
And that's something new

Well I'm starin' out my window
Wonderin' what it is I should have, said

[tunatartare]

This is going out to Caryn who has to write a paper on Australia's wine county:

Ub40- Red, Red Wine

Red red wine goes to my head
Makes me forget that I still need you so

Red red wine
It's up to you
All I can do I've done
Memories won't go
Memories won't go

I have sworn every time
Thoughts of you would leave my head
I was wrong, now I've found
Just one thing makes me forget...

Red red wine
Stay close to me
Don't let me be alone
It's tearing apart
My blue blue heart

I have sworn every time
Thoughts of you would leave my head
I was wrong, now I've found
Just one thing makes me forget...

Red red wine
Stay close to me
Don't let me be alone
It's tearing apart
My blue blue heart

[VandalSquirrel]

Tim:hey Matt..
Matt:Yeah Tim?
TIm: Hey you talked to Mark lately?
Matt: Uh..haven't really talked to him but..he looks pretty uh..down.
Tim: He looks pretty uh..down? (while laughing)
Matt: Yeah well maybe we should cheer him up then
Tim: What do you uh..suppose we should do?
Matt: Well does he like butter tarts?

I was lying on the grass on Sunday morning of last week
Indulging in my self-defeat
My mind was thugged all laced and bugged all twisted wrong and beat
A comfortable in three feet deep
Now the fuzzy stare from not being there on a confusing morning week
Impaired my tribal lunar-speak
And of course you can't become if you only say what you would have done
So I missed a million miles of fun

I know it's up for me
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE
Making sure I'm not in too deep
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE
Keeping versed and on my feet
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE

Tim: Chad..come here come here come here
Chad: Wow look at her
Tim: I know
Chad: Wow..I've never seen Sharen look so bad before.
Tim: I did once before..but this is pretty bad
Chad: Yeah..what do you think she got up to last night?
(Tim and Chad laugh)
Tim: Well..I..Karen.I love you!

I was lying on the bench slide in the park across the street l-a-t-e-r that
week
My sticky paws were in to making straws out of big fat slurpy treats
An incredible eight foot heap
Now the funny glare to pay a gleaming tare in a staring under heat
Involved an under usual feat
And I'm not only among but I invite who I want to come
So I missed a million miles of fun

I know it's up for me
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE
Making sure I'm not in too deep
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE
Keeping versed and on my feet
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE

I know it's done for me
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE
Not as some and hard to see
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE
Keeping dumb and built to beat
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE

My Sunshine
IF YOU STEAL MY SUNSHINE

[Sister Havana]

This is a very special long-distance dedication to VandalSquirrel.

"Hollaback Girl" - Gwen Stefani

Uh huh, this my shit
All the girls stomp your feet like this

Chorus [x2]:
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'cuz I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

ooooo this my shit,this my shit[x4]

I heard that you were talking-shit,And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms down, getting everybody fired up

Chorus [x2]:
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'cuz I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

ooooo this my shit,this my shit[x4]

So that's right dude, meet me at the bleachers
No principals, no student-teachers
Both of us wanna be the winner, but there can only be one
So I'm gonna fight, gonna give it my all
Gonna make you fall, gonna sock it to you
That's right, I'm the last one standing, and another one bites the dust

Chorus [x2]
Few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
'cuz I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

ooooo this my shit,this my shit[x4]

Let me hear you say this shit is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s
this shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Again this shit is bananas b-a-n-a-n-a-s
this shit is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Chorus [x2]:
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

oooooooooooooh this my shit this my shit
oooooooooooooh this my shit this my shit
oooooooooooooh this my shit this my shit
oooooooooooooh this my shit this my shit

[cuteASAbug]

OMG. Amazing.

[DeltAlum]

Originally Posted by cuteASAbug

OMG. Amazing.

That's funny.

One of our son's friends in musical theatre used that song on her "capstone" and on an audition CD.

We'll see her next week as Lady of the Lake in the national tour of Spam-a-lot.

[VandalSquirrel]

Here's a little David Crosby for you

I have wasted ten years in a blind-fold,
Ten-fold more than I've invested now in sight.
I have traveled beveled mirrors in a fly crawl,
Losing the reflection of a fight.

But like a compass seeking north, (seeking north).
There lives in me a still, sure, spirit part.
Clouds of doubt are cut asunder (clouds of doubt).
By the lightning and the thunder
Shining from the compass of my heart (shining from my heart).

I have flown the frantic flight of the bat-wing
And only known the dark because of that
I have seized death's door-handle
Like a fish out of the water
Waiting for the mercy of the cat.

But like a compass seeking north, (seeking north).
There lives in me a still, sure, spirit part.
Clouds of doubt are cut asunder (clouds of doubt).
By the lightning and the thunder
Shining from the compass of my heart (shining from my heart).

[Tippiechick]

Originally Posted by VandalSquirrel

Here's a little David Crosby for you

I have wasted ten years in a blind-fold,
Ten-fold more than I've invested now in sight.
I have traveled beveled mirrors in a fly crawl,
Losing the reflection of a fight.

But like a compass seeking north, (seeking north).
There lives in me a still, sure, spirit part.
Clouds of doubt are cut asunder (clouds of doubt).
By the lightning and the thunder
Shining from the compass of my heart (shining from my heart).

I have flown the frantic flight of the bat-wing
And only known the dark because of that
I have seized death's door-handle
Like a fish out of the water
Waiting for the mercy of the cat.

But like a compass seeking north, (seeking north).
There lives in me a still, sure, spirit part.
Clouds of doubt are cut asunder (clouds of doubt).
By the lightning and the thunder
Shining from the compass of my heart (shining from my heart).

I LOVE IT! AWESOMENESS!

[VandalSquirrel]

Bumping this up to the top for knight_shadow. I included the QFW (questionable for work) video to complete the experience.

JbDubs - I Hate my Job

http://youtu.be/Dj6kcpys_Tg

Oh
Oh
I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job
I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job
I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job
Hate my job
Hate my job
Hate my job
Hate my job

As I walk by I get a pat on the fanny fanny
Don't look at me like I'm a two dollar tranny tranny
I'll staple your tie to your eyes
Better think again next time
You wanna survey my behind

Oh OSHA gonna call on you tonight
Oh OSHA gonna make you serve time
'Cause you an occupational hazard to-n-n-n-night
'Cause you an occupational hazard to-n-n-n-night

I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job
I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job
I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job
Hate my job
Hate my job
Hate my job
Hate my job

So I'm a regulation hottie you a Star Wars yeti
If I am Wilhelmina then you are Ugly Betty
I'll put your fingers in a paper shredder you know better than to
creep on me creep on me creep on creep on me creep on me creep

Oh OSHA gonna call on you tonight
Oh OSHA gonna make you serve time
'Cause you an occupational hazard to-n-n-n-night
'Cause you an occupational hazard to-n-n-n-night

I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job
I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job
I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job
Hate my job
Hate my job
Hate my job
Hate my job

Knock knock
On the door door
Say hey hey to my boss boss
Give my two weeks
Peace out freaks peace out freaks peace out freaks
Knock knock
On the door door
Say hey hey to my boss boss
Give my two weeks
Peace out freaks peace out freaks peace out freaks

I hate my job I hate my job I hate my job
Get me the hell outta here

I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job
I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job
I hate my boss I hate my coworkers I hate my job
Hate my job hate my job hate my job hate my job

'Cause you an occupational hazard to-n-n-n-night