Top 10 Products Only Douchebags Buy

[srmom]

Oh gosh, my husband loves his crocs

I and my sons are constantly telling him he looks like a dork, but he thinks they are SOOOO comfortable.

I've secretly been letting my puppy use them as chew toys (they're comfy for his teething little razor teeth too) but so far they seem indestructible. They will be around with the cockroaches after the nuclear holocaust

[Army Wife'79]

Yikes. I'm guilty of the xmas stocking thing, but it was body wash not spray stuff. Does that make him less dorky? It is so hard for me to think of stocking ideas. So, you young cool people, what should I put in my kids stockings this year? (son is 23 and D is 21). I saw a list that said Vera Bradley's are dorky for anyone over middle school but on GC a lot of students still like them. What is "douchey" (that word gives me the creeps) for girls?

[AOII_LB93]

Originally Posted by Army Wife'79

Yikes. I'm guilty of the xmas stocking thing, but it was body wash not spray stuff. Does that make him less dorky? It is so hard for me to think of stocking ideas. So, you young cool people, what should I put in my kids stockings this year? (son is 23 and D is 21). I saw a list that said Vera Bradley's are dorky for anyone over middle school but on GC a lot of students still like them. What is "douchey" (that word gives me the creeps) for girls?

Well, since it's body wash and will be coming off in the shower, maybe it's not as douchey?In my husband's stocking I get him silly things like pez, or a dvd he may have wanted from the $5 section at target.

Douchey for girls? Speaking from what I have to deal with at the HS, I personally hate scented lotion from bath and body works or VS because it just reeks to me...and the mixture of scents makes me want to gag. Anything that says, "your boyfriend thinks I'm hot" and t-shirts of that ilk. Clothing that creates a muffin top.

[Dionysus]

Originally Posted by Army Wife'79

What is "douchey" (that word gives me the creeps) for girls?

Large fake handbags
Shirts that say stuff like "angel" or "princess"

There's more, I can't think of everything right now.

[catiebug]

Clothing with words printed across the ass -- especially on prepubescent girls. I think that is the tackiest thing ever.

Originally Posted by Army Wife'79

What is "douchey" (that word gives me the creeps) for girls?

[33girl]

Originally Posted by catiebug

Clothing with words printed across the ass -- especially on prepubescent girls. I think that is the tackiest thing ever.

Actually, I think that's whory, not douchey.

T shirts or purses that say "Mrs. Pitt" or "Mrs. Timberlake" are douchey.

[Dionysus]

I think women can get away with more when it comes to using certain products or wearing certain things than guys.

[LttleMsPrEp]

For girls I would add to the douchey list girls that make an effort to have their thongs hang out of their low rise jeans (sadly yes, people still do that)

and large fake sunglasses/ fake uggs

[Coramoor]

Originally Posted by LttleMsPrEp

For girls I would add to the douchey list girls that make an effort to have their thongs hang out of their low rise jeans (sadly yes, people still do that)

and large fake sunglasses/ fake uggs

Definitely large sun glasses. The bigger the glasses, the bigger the ugly.

[LttleMsPrEp]

I totally agree.. by the way can we add wearing sunglasses at night to the douchebag list??

[AOII_LB93]

Originally Posted by LttleMsPrEp

I totally agree.. by the way can we add wearing sunglasses at night to the douchebag list??

No, Corey Hart would be sad.

[phimu88]

My son hasnt worn his Heelys in over a year, but they drove me insane!!!
I think he outgrew them. Thank God!!
My 8th grade daughter carries her Vera Bradley to school everyday, but I think you might be right about the older kids, I see a few but not many carrying them. 3 years ago they were all over the high school. But not anymore.

I love big sunglasses!!! But I absolutely HATE white sunglasses. I only buy "fake sunglasses" if by that you mean cheap ($20-$40 range) because I break and lose them all the time. Plus I have a 2 year old that loves to wear them... so cheap sunglasses are definately my friend. Today I have a pair of Fossil ones I got on sale for like $28 and I am about to hit an all time record - I have had them 6 weeks!!! woo hoo!! I only lost them once for about a week when the baby hid them behind the computer desk but happily I found them when the internet went out! The day before I found them I ran into Walgreens to grab a pair because a week down here without sunglasses is HORRIBLE but they didnt have any that were "right" for my face. So far that is the only thing I dont think is bad to wear lol.

I think anything goes "out of style" for high school/college age girls as soon as their little junior high sisters or moms start wearing it...

[LttleMsPrEp]

I thinkn anything goes "out of style" for high school/ college age girls as soon as their little junior high sisters or moms start wearing it...

That was def. my cue to stop wearing Abercrombie & Fitch

[trideltrockstar]

HAHAHA

This list is definitely right on and hilarious.

And I hate Crocs too!

[Jill1228]

Originally Posted by WinniBug

LOL
I'm a member of the facebook group, "everytime a see a kid wearing heelys, I want to trip them"

I should join that group because I see kids wearing them and rolling in the stores and in the BART (subway) station. I really want to see them bust ass

Originally Posted by srmom

Oh gosh, my husband loves his crocs

I and my sons are constantly telling him he looks like a dork, but he thinks they are SOOOO comfortable.

I've secretly been letting my puppy use them as chew toys (they're comfy for his teething little razor teeth too) but so far they seem indestructible. They will be around with the cockroaches after the nuclear holocaust

Pull my coolness card...I love my crocs. I adore my hot pink crocs. They make my husband cringe

Originally Posted by LttleMsPrEp

For girls I would add to the douchey list girls that make an effort to have their thongs hang out of their low rise jeans (sadly yes, people still do that)

and large fake sunglasses/ fake uggs

definitely the thong thing--TACKY