Jorts: Jean shorts. Worn mostly by children and douchebags. Jorts are perhaps the easiest way to recognize people you will not like. If you wear jorts, you probably don't talk to girls. The term "jorts" does not apply to jean shorts worn by black people, as those are entirely acceptable.
see, and just when i was going to throw a hissy fit about how theres absolutely nothing wrong with jorts, urbandictionary.com calms my nerves.
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Do you know people? Have you interacted with them? Because this is pretty standard no-brainer stuff. -33girl
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