Can you imitate your favorite GC poster?

[AlphaFrog]

Here's the problem...you've got a virtual smorgasbord of posters here...

Obivously Me{SERIOUSLY???!! Ok, you're wrong AND stupid.}

Drolefille {Just take your ball and go home,}

There's a couple options here, although I'm not one {no one likes you here,}

Me {even though this is your first post ever.}

NPHC Groups {Do your research}

Me again {and STFU!}

Once again, there may be a couple options, but I don't "sic" people...I can stand on my own, that's for sure {Come on, GC Homies, let's get her!}

[adpiucf]

General Comment: this is the best thread ever!

[SthrnZeta]

I still captured the general feeling

[macallan25]

Typecal inane post by you!!

You do you chaptir well !!!

Grow up and be sombody!!!!

Tonite its chili and taters!!! Cuz its damn hott!!!!!!!

[Senusret I]

Originally Posted by macallan25

Typecal inane post by you!!

You do you chaptir well !!!

Grow up and be sombody!!!!

Tonite its chili and taters!!! Cuz its damn hott!!!!!!!

I hope you get impaled in the eyeball by a falling gargoyle with a staph infection.

[Benzgirl]

WHAT IS A RUSH CRUSH? WHY DO SORORITIES CUT AFTER THE FIRST ROUND???

MY DAUGHTER IS BEAUTIFUL, HAS A 4.0 AVERAGE, WAS A CHEERLEADER IN HIGH SCHOOL, VOLUNTEERED AS A CANDY STRIPER AND CARED FOR THE HOMELESS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THE GREEK SYSTEM IS SO CRUEL. HOW COULD THEY CUT MY DAUGHTER. SHE IS PERFECT, AND EVERY CHAPTER SHOULD WANT HER.

Originally Posted by Benzgirl

WHAT IS A RUSH CRUSH? WHY DO SORORITIES CUT AFTER THE FIRST ROUND???

MY DAUGHTER IS BEAUTIFUL, HAS A 4.0 AVERAGE, WAS A CHEERLEADER IN HIGH SCHOOL, VOLUNTEERED AS A CANDY STRIPER AND CARED FOR THE HOMELESS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THE GREEK SYSTEM IS SO CRUEL. HOW COULD THEY CUT MY DAUGHTER. SHE IS PERFECT, AND EVERY CHAPTER SHOULD WANT HER.

+10 points for the post.

-2.5 points for not using the appropriate abbrevation - "D"

[Drolefille]

Originally Posted by Benzgirl

WHAT IS A RUSH CRUSH? WHY DO SORORITIES CUT AFTER THE FIRST ROUND???

MY DAUGHTER IS BEAUTIFUL, HAS A 4.0 AVERAGE, WAS A CHEERLEADER IN HIGH SCHOOL, VOLUNTEERED AS A CANDY STRIPER AND CARED FOR THE HOMELESS.

I DON'T KNOW WHY THE GREEK SYSTEM IS SO CRUEL. HOW COULD THEY CUT MY DAUGHTER. SHE IS PERFECT, AND EVERY CHAPTER SHOULD WANT HER.

Tired eyes = "Candy stripper"

That post goes in an entirely different direction from there...

[1908Revelations]

These jokers don't know how to appreciate a good man. I love to sketkh at Borders. I don't want a woman that is a trifling, sack khasing, low-down, trifling, need a job, weave wearing, high-heel wearing hoe with her panties around her ankles. That why the jokers laugh in her face. But I kan dig Borders women

[macallan25]

Originally Posted by Senusret I

I hope you get impaled in the eyeball by a falling gargoyle with a staph infection.

I see what you did here.

Haha, easy though, I was never that brutal...more like things that just would really piss you off/irritate you.

Like: " I hope you drop your only set of car keys down a water drain."

[nittanyalum]

Originally Posted by macallan25

I see what you did here.

Haha, easy though, I was never that brutal...more like things that just would really piss you off/irritate you.

Like: " I hope you drop your only set of car keys down a water drain."

Remembering your "I hope you get salmonella" to Earp that time still makes me chuckle...

[Senusret I]

Originally Posted by macallan25

I see what you did here.

Haha, easy though, I was never that brutal...more like things that just would really piss you off/irritate you.

Like: " I hope you drop your only set of car keys down a water drain."

Thank you for noticing. I like to think I was remixing both of our styles -- your tone with what I wish would actually happen to him.

[MysticCat]

Originally Posted by macallan25

I see what you did here.

Haha, easy though, I was never that brutal...more like things that just would really piss you off/irritate you.

Like: " I hope you drop your only set of car keys down a water drain."

Well . . . there was "Speaking of wood........I hope you get a splinter......IN YOUR EYE."

And then there was "I hope your day ends with an out of control car and a steep cliff."

But my personal favorite was "I hope you get speared by a Zulu" in the Africans are less intelligent than Westerners thread.

This could be a whole thread -- "What's your favorite macallan curse?"

[KSig RC]

Originally Posted by SthrnZeta

I still captured the general feeling

I didn't read anything you wrote, but I still replied!

[macallan25]

For the Earp:

http://www.internetisseriousbusiness.com/