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05-03-2006, 02:35 PM
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Originally posted by mulattogyrl
See, I know about Patrick and all, but that was my peoples when he was still playing. I just couldn't put him out there like that, lol.
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Even though he is ugly and a choke artist, I miss Patrick Ewing. I saw him on an airplane to the Bahamas and the entire plane applauded him. I just wish he brought home a championship.
I thought that Reggie Miller was cute.
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05-03-2006, 02:37 PM
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And your first round draft pick is:
Joakim Noah
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05-03-2006, 03:12 PM
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tyrone hill
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Umm, I think he'll make the team. LOL
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05-03-2006, 03:13 PM
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I think Ben Wallace is pretty good looking! I'd never put him on an ugly team...
Now, Tayshaun, I think he needs to be on the team...weird, droopy face and SO skinny!
What about Larry Bird?! He'd be in the ugly hall of fame, too!
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05-03-2006, 03:19 PM
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What about Larry Bird?! He'd be in the ugly hall of fame, too!
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Absolutely @ Larry Bird!!
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05-03-2006, 04:05 PM
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2006 All-Ugly NBA All Stars, Vol. 1
I tried to post this last night but it wouldn't let me post so many photos. LOL, GC was looking out for you, my friends, but I'm going to try again.
Okay, if somebody (probably that girl from third grade who wore braids and really liked horses) found Dirk Nowitzki attractive, I wouldn't really freak out about it. But Steve Nash?
You can be MVP and still be FUG apparently, although I hear he's quite the playa. Ew. I guess some women like the greasy-70s-truck-stop-perv-crossed-with-mantis-shrimp vibe.
Andrei Kirilenko's wife gives him a sex allowance -- he can have sex with one other woman a year. What are the odds that there's another woman out there who wants to have sex with him?
Not as bad as some of the others, but Luke Walton looks like a low-budget John Elway in eyeliner. I don't know who that other dude is, but he gets honorable mention for looking like a retirement home escapee who spent the day masquerading as an NBA player.
Just ew.
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05-03-2006, 04:08 PM
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Vol. 2
 
The best thing I can say about Womanu Ginobili is that he looks like a character from a bad 80s sitcom. Don't be ridiculous.
 
Separated at birth?
It's an all-out war between the hairline and the chin. Who will win the battle to take over Shane Battier's face?
Hi, I'm Sam Cassell.
No, I'm Sam Cassell.
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05-03-2006, 04:11 PM
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Vol. 3, the end
I forgot him the first time. How?
Let us not forget the fugliest one of all. Have you ever wondered what would happen if Sasquatch mated with a sloth?
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I'll tell you what would happen: Chris Kaman.
And coming soon...
Adam Morrison. I wonder if he'll still be sportin' the child molester 'stache. Kids, do not look directly at him!
I think he's channeling Kurt Rambis.
Finally, lest we forget, the coach of the All Ugly NBA 2006 All-Stars:
Chins are overrated!
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05-03-2006, 04:17 PM
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Re: Vol. 3, the end
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This is PhotoShop, isn't it? I mean Weird Al isn't playing basketball now, is he?
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05-03-2006, 04:22 PM
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I am over here ROLLING!!!! You guys are crazy.
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05-03-2006, 05:33 PM
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rambis!
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05-03-2006, 05:49 PM
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Re: Vol. 2
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Originally posted by valkyrie
The best thing I can say about Womanu Ginobili is that he looks like a character from a bad 80s sitcom. Don't be ridiculous.
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AAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Now that is fuckin GOOD. Ginobli totally does look like Balky. AHAHAHAHAH
Valk. I had to post their pictures in another message board I am in. Don't worry, I gave you credit for the find. I said, " credit to Valkyrie if you ever find this thread" LOL
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05-03-2006, 06:13 PM
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05-03-2006, 06:18 PM
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Originally posted by AlphaFrog
And your first round draft pick is:
Joakim Noah
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Oh man, the faces he makes are priceless. 
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05-03-2006, 09:15 PM
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HAHAHAHA. The Spurs and the Clippers are the Houston Astros of basketball -- so ugly I don't want to watch. Tim Duncan is the missing link/Pinocchio, Manu is Balky, and Tony Parker (I don't care WHO he's dating) looks like a tadpole whose mother had one too many while pregnant.
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