why can't i find a nice girl?

[Thrillhouse]

Don Vito seems to get "nice girls" all the time

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

Originally posted by damasa
Forget nice girls. The bad girls are the real keepers. Even if only for Fridays...

It's win/win budday!

This reminded me of this bit by Indian-Canadian comedian Russell Peters:

Arranged marriages are a big problem in my community, man, well it's a problem if you want it to be a problem. I mean, It's a problem for me! My mom tried it on me last year. My mom goes, (in thick Indian accent) ‘Russell, you are getting older now, and you're not married. What if I bring some nice girls home for you?' I said, ‘Ma, I bring nice girls home all the time, they just leave in the morning, that's a nice girl right there.'

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

HAHAHA. I hope you actually said that to your mom.

That said, maybe it's too bad I'm not from a family culturally predisposed to an arranged marriage. It'd probably save me a lot of time! My family's pretty close - they'd probably be able to pick out someone pretty high quality. Of course, I'd hold veto power.

Actually, let me rethink that. They think my 28 year old friend from college who's never kissed a girl is a GREAT catch.

[BobbyTheDon]

Originally posted by HotDamnImAPhiMu


Actually, let me rethink that. They think my 28 year old friend from college who's never kissed a girl is a GREAT catch.

James is 36, not 28.

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

Eesh. Is he really?